PongRiddims

But she's happy with beast?☺ She is but not sure why you're bringing my sex life into this [emoji1]

Lyon finishing that innings with 4 wickets, surprised. Flatters him or highlights the fast bowlers failings? Still, 412 for Oz to win, two days left, looking forward to this, becoming a very good test

Seriously I'll be so pissed off if I have to rename the dog The missus wouldn't let me call it McGrath anyway

Wood playing like his life depends on it, love it

SAVO SAVO SAVO SAVO

I knew you can buy phone specific keyboards, but you wont be able to use your regular keyboard without the firmware on your phone and its extremely doubtful any major keyboard manufacturers make firmware for android. Maybe somebody else knows better. Edit - actually I guess it's not that unlikely as a tablet would use the same firmware. So I don't really know. Glad to be of help! Edit 2 - http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00PIMNFBQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1436545341&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=keyboard+for+android&dpPl=1&dpID=51DGVht11VL&ref=plSrch Thanks DDID, by the way, you sat in front of me at Wigan away about 8 years ago

Just a poor man's Djemba Djemba

Lyons with his sun cream and bald head looks like a shit wrestler

Agreed, half understand why, give it a slog for a couple of hours, rack up a few boundaries, but there's a fine line between run scoring and reckless arcade cricket

Bet if you went out on the town with him, he'd be the word removed that cleared up with all the beautiful women and everyone else would be left with the scratters, even in his gilet

Christ boys, it's football, it happens, we might have made £8m out of it and if anything he wasn't actually THAT good. All these tears about disloyalty, do you boys actually follow the modern game? Loyalty hasn't been seen for years, it's a job and a business.

We've dropped off a bit now, Moeen come on lad a double century would be delightful

Shit new hair though

I hope he stays, he's got a lot to offer still. Only joking, he's a complete word removed

Are there any quotes to confirm Man City are interested or that he has a release clause of £8m?

They're all vulture s

Is it difficult to do if you've never done it before? Google makes it look complicated

Also, there was the time a mate of ours thought he lost the hotel room deposit when we were in Amsterdam as he'd been staying dragons in there all night, **** hell loopy as ****

I was driving down the Hagley Road many years ago having been getting a little lively earlier in the day and it turned into a ferocious purple river and my car into a boat. I was rowing it man and it was quite a nice experience until David Bowie - Heroes came on the radio and then I noticed the river was running to a waterfall, at this point I started panicking and decided to park my boat on the Oddbins car park and chill out. Melted my **** head man.

Genuine quesion, can you use a regular usb keyboard on a tablet if you buy a micro usb to usb adaptor?

In fairness I'd expect most annual bonuses are paid in April, at which point most people would make their extravagant and expensive purchases, so it could be a peak trailing off to regular sales, although I could be wrong

I literally have no idea what that means Mr Limpid kind sir I'd love a fort. A fort with Windows, is that still a fort?

And he gets Smith out for 33, Moeen the Messiah

Afternoon all, I got a boatload of old laptops and units I've acquired over the years, nearly all of which are totally redundant to me now. Is there anything I can do with them these days or am I best just scrapping them completely? I did consider using one of the units as a media centre type thing, but don't really know what that would entail

CALL THAT A KNIFE!? THIS IS A KNIFE! That's not a knife, that's a spoon...