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I'm neither for or against Austerity but if I see Russel Brand spouting again I'm gonna cut his dick off and smack him to shit with it whilst dumping in his Bacon's winklepickers the big infested ring piece

A defining album in my lifetime!

A very nice brandy, warmed in hand, is a delightful tipple, particularly after the meal. A shit brandy served cold in a lager goblet is as bad as I drinking Satan's piss. Do it properly, and for me personally, do it after a nice meal, miss it a little more ceremonial without being a once a year treat

Happy birthday Xela you big backwards name slag xxx

Dad, is that you?

Fewer cars equal fewer car crashes. Fewer knives mean fewer stabbings. Is it really that simple? Yes. In that case, let's delegalise all kitchen ware. I'm sure that would prevent at least 90% of domestic murders. But is this the way to go? Kitchen ware is benign, it's designed for kitchen stuff, that's what it does, it's possible to kill someone with a whisk, but you have to be pretty determined and you have to have a fair amount of energy and strength to do it. Cars are benign, they're designed to get you from A to B, it's possible to kill someone with one, but it would be seen as misuse. If the purpose of cars was for the killing of pedestrians, if that's what the car was for and its design was based around finding effective ways for you to do this, then I'd be in favour of banning it. It's not. Guns are for killing people. That's what they do. The idea that we should be allowing them outside of military situations is absurd. The US is in a difficult situation. It needs to stop the availability of guns to its general population and begin the process of removing guns from its streets - that's something that won't really make much of a difference for the next fifty or sixty years - it'll take a long time to make the US safer, but you have to start somewhere. Genuinely, I don't think you could ever do it. As much as I want it to happen, I think the volume and culture is far beyond what we car address these days.

I am 90‰ in agreement but too pissed to explain the important 10% Travel CAN be fantastic, but you gotta do it right yo

Simply... 1 - What is your ultimate dream, no boundaries? 2 - What is your ultimate dream, real life restrictions? And to the man in the yacht in Monaco, I know they can be the same

Now, I had a similar situation with a neighbours dog, an absolute butthead of a man. Politeness lasted a week, assertiveness lasted a little longer, threatening to cave his little skull in seemed to do the trick. You can get free apps for tablets that can record motion on the camera if you wanna identify the low life. But to answer your question, some people are just dicks

Are you trying to say my life tastes of a malted milk biscuit? I had the age old conversation today about how I've only been abroad once when I was 4 and had chickenpox and I've not been on a proper holiday since I was 11 (I'm now 30). Why can't some people understand that holidays just ain't for everyone, the only place in the world I would want to go to would be Texas, I'm happy shutting the world out and spending 2 weeks solid in my flat. Is there a reason you wouldn't travel? Not trolling, just interested. Also, don't mean travel the world, living in huts, eating droppings and malted milk, more European holidays and nice hotels.

Lost on two more today, ended up closer to 3 figures than 4, best race for me for a long time

Can't remember who said it but on the radio they mentioned hardly anyone has put any money on Woods for this tournament and I see why based on current performance

Yeah man, when the spirits start it's time to start making excuses for the following day

Number five is what turns a standard Sunday into a Super Sunday Smash Up

If being cold and alone on Christmas day had a taste, it'd be the taste of Malted Milk biscuits. Just look at them. The shittest biscuit.

New(ish)

Soz. Malted Milk biscuits they really piss me off

When you become an unintentional combo breaker

What I'm trying to say is its all very 'British'

My thoughts... I went to Edgbaston for the NZ ODI and it was cricket like I'd not seen at level before, full on, attacking, committed, strong performance. Also, it was a very friendly occasion, NZ being absolute gentleman and England happy to oblige. I think this took a lot off pressure off England and allowed that kind of performance (in other ODIs too). Credit to NZ for a fantastic test too, been a delight to watch. BUT... any other game, won't be this polite and won't be this relaxed, and this is when we struggle. In both ODI and Test Cricket we lack any real strength of character, there is a very talented and technically gifted bunch of cricketers but a real lack of balls. With the benefit of maybe one or two players, when you're up against Oz and they're in your face and up your arse at every opportunity it's a completely different game. We don't have the strength or the character like that any more and I expect a massively disappointing defeat again for the Ashes sadly. (and I'm 100% KP back but I'm not even considering him for this argument)

Some things don't change You can take the boy out of Jamaica [emoji1]

Slaves album, easy punk music for an established middle class anarchist like me

Red Stripe for me tonight

DHUTWU

Had two winners and a 3rd place each way in 6 bets so far, into three figures lovely stuff [emoji1]