You don't live anywhere near Staffordshire do you? Just in case, here's some facts about me.
I do not own a nice car and the radio does not work, so no Lazlow for you
If you curb crawl me, I will not get into your car
The Mafia, Triads, Yakuza, Yardies and every other gang want me alive and well
When I die, glowing green wads of dosh do not float around my corpse