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Should have yellow shorts really, very nice shirt imo and I still can't see what all the fuss about the badge was about, looks hardly any different.

It also reminded me that when I was little I used to think people with missing appendages used to go to a farmer to buy a weak scrawny baby sheep. I remember asking my dad why the girl at school with a stumpy arm never went to buy a pathetic lamb True story.

C'mon CVB, there's no arm in it.

In all seriousness I'd love to do this but have no qualifications to do so. I would quite happily do a couple of reviews a month for my own pleasure and its up to you whether you want to use them or not.

I'm with stevo, we could have a section to ourselves. 'Casuals Corner'

Skin Diamond did? Eh?

Skin Diamond.

I need to watch Only God Forgives again as I'm sure I missed/misunderstood a couple of bits of it, I enjoyed it though. Its not for everyone as its a slow, lumbering beast that sparks into life suddenly for a few sparse moments then quietens down again for a bit before tearing your face off. Stunning to look at too.

Ssssshhhhh!! **** sake hogso don't say it too loud! Stefan and Villaajax might hear you!

Well id ask for a refund personally, based on that image its 3 hours and 8 minutes out. #wasteofmoney

You can just imagine his speech in front of the dalek council..... "Oh why don't you all just **** off you whiney little shiny ****ing word removed's"!!!

I reckon jenny is really one of CI's alter egos and he is using his baselayer account to haunt us from beyond the void of accounts from the past. I think jenny should post a pic of herself holding a scuba steve/i love VT sign as proof she isnt. Its the only way to be sure.

Oh and I'm with villarule. Moths are miserable butterfly's. Utter word removed's they are. Daddy Longlegs are the same. Its the unpredictability of their flight path and general flappy erratic nature that I can't stand. Spiders and wasps can do one too.

That one in the hand isnt real surely?....

Good work Conor, its like when someone asks "where do these stairs go"?

You strawberry blonde loser phumf!

Settle down tramp! Jeez, your worse than a masked demon at a Katie Vick party.

Wait a minute, why am I even listening to two of the most miserable bastards VT has to offer I love you both really!

When I say the one I mean in that group of women who may be the closest I'm likely to find as the perfect match. Not that in the whole of the world amongst the billions of people I've found THE ONLY comparable unique individual who happens to live really close to me.

As I said earlier in this thread and without sounding like an infatuated ghey fool, I have known my current gf for about 4 months now, we both knew something was gonna happen from day one but we took it slow initially and now we have been dating for a month of that time and I'm wondering if it is possible to know that you've met 'the one' in that space of time? I was with my ex for nearly 5 years, lived with her for 2, had a few short term things in the 3 or so years since but nothing has come close to anything like this. It doesn't feel weird or anything to be certain of where this is heading so soon and she has told me she feels this way before I started to. Anyone else ever been sure of something so soon?

Sorry Stefan but I'm taken unfortunately, otherwise I'd come spoon you.

Yeah I didn't think of that with regards to smaller tablets to be honest, makes sense now that you've pointed it out.

Gonna sound silly but the thing that puts me off a lot of these devices is the massive bezel design. Ruined the HTC one for me and spoils what looks like a great tablet in the new nexus 7.

1. I've never been to IKEA either 2. I've never seen ET, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Teen Wolf, Top Gun and probably quite a few more 80s films who everyone says I "have to watch" 3. Oh and I thought The Goonies sucked. You are dead to me

I already do but you never reply