Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
It's why I don't believe in a God.
Your missing out legov. You can get a good 45 minutes to yourself with a good bottom emptying session. Just you, a good book, magazine, internet on smartphone etc..... no distractions. Good thinking time as well.
You know you've had a good shite when you've been in there long enough to get pins and needles in your legs.
I can't believe anyone would spend that long on the toilet.
Nor me.
2 mins to drop the log, 3 mins to wipe properly. 5 minutes and done
Even that is a long time, feel it dropping, get it out, wipe and move on feeling fresh and empty for the day ahead.