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Yes Verb... I know what you mean... I always liken it to a 'dirty cat' syndrome...

Mjmooney - I hang my head in dismay, but I turn 40 this December

Thanks guys - last question hopefully on Premium... I've read here that it's not 'yet' value for money, which makes me think it might become valuable in the future. At the same time, I read here that BF4 is the 'beta for the next game.' Any idea if the Premium will still be valid for the next game? Or would I need to buy a separate Premium again for BF5 or whatever it is when it comes? If the Premium account thing stays with you through the next game release of the same series/franchise, then I can see the long term value of it. Otherwise, EA Sports, just be up front with me and charge me up front for the game as a whole. I'm really tempted to buy the Premium, purely so I can join in fully with my BF4 buddies. I know I shouldn't feel this way, but I feel a little guilty that when we hook up, they almost have to take a step backwards to 'multiplayer' with me on the basic maps. Fully agree with Lapal - the game is so much better when you are with mates on a headset. I get far too frustrated getting my ass shot off on my own!!

From totally unaroused - just how quickly is it possible for a woman to climax? Hear all sorts of stuff about people making love for hours on end - slow build up, foreplay etc. But, what is the sexual potential of a female human? I mean, for a cheeky hand-job, just how quickly can a woman diddle her bean?

First of all, it's poo. Pooh makes me think you're shitting out a cuddly yellow bear in a red t-shirt. Secondly, I'm sure the people coming in and using the toilet while you're taking a dump aren't amazingly comfortable doing their business with you in the cubicle listening away either, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Just do what most people do and either get out of there before they finish so no one knows it's you, or wait for them to finish, wash up and leave so you never have to see each other. Thirdly, using the disabled toilet? Really? I mean, if you don't have any disabled people working in that area of the building then it's fine, but if there are I really hope one day you come out of there and there's a dude in a wheelchair looking incredibly pissed off at you because he's got a turtle's head poking out but you've nicked his toilet despite there being non-disabled toilets available. I'm afraid I can feel no sympathy for you. Everyone likes their privacy when they're laying cable, but I'm afraid sometimes you just have to deal with it. LOL at the lecture. I have no qualm with using the disabled loo - I for one know that I am not the only able bodied user of those facilities who also seek solitude to perform the required task. We currently have no wheelchair users in that particular workplace. My conscience is clear on that score. Okay - now for your grammar nazism - taken from the Free Online Dictionary... ( http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pooh ) pooh (puː) interj 1. an exclamation of disdain, contempt, or disgust n 2. a childish word for faeces vb 3. a childish word for defecate Pooh-pooh to you

Woy? Ohhhhhh... Roy...

On the subject of poohs, I get annoyed at my work place when I try and have a peaceful number 2 in the sanctity of cubicle 1 (of 2) when somebody else comes in and uses the urinals (2 off) or even worse, opts for a similar pooh session in the other cubicle. I find it an invasion of privacy to think that somebody else is listening to me break wind (rare, but possible), push out, splash and wipe. It annoys me and embarrasses me. I have for a long time, put a smattering of loo paper in the bowl before I start to prevent back splash, and the tell-tale PLOP of a baby's arm incriminating my cubicalised activity. Why can't I take a pooh in peace? For the last couple of years, I have opted to use the disabled, single cubicle toilet opposite the gents in my work place - just so I can avoid the embarrassment of somebody walking in while I am mid-push or during the inevitable wipe. I stand up for the rights of jo public to have a dignified crap and without risk of humiliation. -- Also pooh related - I hate poohs that take an hour to wipe. But love the ones that require just a cursory, token wipe...

Guilty RRR - very much so sadly... It's quite perverse as I barely watch the Sky footy any more... Might have a word with the missus and stop it.

What makes me cringe and seethe even more is that he looks so very, very happy - barely a week after our world cup capitulation. I'm still smarting from it now however, and having to come to my workplace of misery for a whole year to earn what he gets in however many days. Another little cock who has fallen on his feet.

CB - interested to hear your view about the Premium thing. Care to add anything more about it? A couple of my gaming buddies from the PC have the Premium package and have encouraged me to get it too... Access to more maps and stuff? I did look it up, but it seems to cost almost as much as the initial game itself, so really keen to know what others think of Premium... Cheers

LOL - The Sun newspaper... the 'family' newspaper on a crusade for family values and so very in touch with modern Britain. So very family oriented that is has a page 3 'tits out' picture pretty much every day... And they then have the temerity to name and shame various 'pervs.' Yes, I sometimes have a quick look through my mate's copy - the sport section is quite a quick read, and being a red blooded male, give page 3 the once over too. But I would never buy it and would never allow it in my house. I was so glad when News Of The World got itself caught out and closed down. Hopefully, the current bun will follow suit in due course. The crassest of crass gutter press red top jizz.

This x 1,000. I usually go for the loud and sarcastic 'Thank you!' or the slightly more aggressive 'You're **** welcome...'. I held a door open for some woman one time who responded with " im perfectly capable of opening my own door " Some people are just a waste of oxygen , This is modern feminism - it's kind of a stock response from somebody with a constant 'victim complex.' From a man's perspective, the closest comparison I can give is in reference to some of Sol Campbell's rants.

No to Samaras from me - whenever anyone mentions the guy, all I can think of is someone who stands around with his hands on his hips. Just an image I have in my head. But if he is available and Lambert wants him - get him in... As a supporter, my opinion means nothing anyway.

Re- Ted Heath band, it was mainly Jack Parnell that I saw do the drumming when my old chap took me to see them, though I think Ronnie Verell guested at the last show they did as 'The Ted Heath Band.' Next offering from Youtube (can't link from work sadly) is Blacksmith Blues, sung by Lita Roza. I met her a couple of times when I was a kid. My favourite song sung by her. Somebody mentioned Norwegian Wood - that was a mighty fine tune and I saw it used in a Boy Scouts 'Gang Show' performance once. Lovely sound indeed.

People who don't thank you for opening a door/keeping a door open for them. Proper bad manners that.

Gamecube - had some fine times on that...

A female journalist described Rooney over the weekend as 'a baboon.' I know the world is very different for girls, but even so, if someone, anyone had said to me that a 'baboon' was playing for England, I would immediately think that they were being racist. But as we all know, white men cannot be the victim of sexism or racism. So, forgive me then, when I say that Uruguay and FIFA, and Liverpool MUST give as long a ban as possible to the toothy, hyperactive-grinning celebrating, piss-anting chimpanzee. He is nothing more than a chimp in a football kit. All this rubbish about a media witch hunt on Suarez... Come on... he didn't actually say something racist to a United player of significant ethnic shade? He didn't actually bite not one, not two, but THREE other players? He didn't handle the ball on the line in the World Cup 2010 to deny a goal - in game that Uruguay subsequently beat Ghana on penalties? Witch hunt or not, the guy is a serial idiot. A chimp.

Managed to get in and have a go on Saturday - though only played the first couple of scenes in the campaign before my wife and daughter came back, and due to gore and bad language (from the game, not me) had to courteously play a less offensive game. I did discover that I am mint at grenades and claymores. Just like I was in COD on the Wiiiiiiiiiii...

So.... Were there any legitimate takers for RV's pubic shavings? Or was it just another carousel of pretend ITKs? This thread still reads better than any 'mucky book' I've read. Though is a fair competitor for Game of Thrones.

Got BF 4 this week - hoping to have a dabble with it on Saturday... I expect the noob hunters to wipe my nose in it...

Gutted - I wasted two bottled beers watching that... And it wasn't even a Friday.

Is Big Band music allowed here? My old chap used to take me to see what was left of the Ted Heath big band when I was younger, and I went with him to their last show in London during December 2000. Some of them played on as part of the Don Lusher big band for a while until Don died. Met most of them after gigs over the years. Ted Heath - Swingin' Shepherd Blues (there's also a nice version on Youtube I saw with Ella Fitzgerald singing it). There's one for starters...

The last few pages in this thread are better than any mucky book I have read :-p

OT - but Lescott's disfigurement was as a result of the childhood road accident - not some bizarre gangland scarification or beating. Would have liked to see him here.

September and October - deffo lube required. The run in to save our skins looks doable, so hopefully we will be in with a shout of nabbing 17th+... Que the lowered expectations cirque-de-debate....