Paddywhack

Yes! Mrs P laughs at me when I rush to put my clothes to dry after the wash is finished. Jokes on her, she stinks. (We wash our own clothes now because we've ruined each others garments too many times)

Are people walking past subways in the morning and think they stink? Because I admit the sausage and egg doesn't smell brilliant, but it just smells like lovely sandwiches to me most of the time.

Looks like we’ve all done fairly similar. Wordle 408 4/6

I believe he is. We have discussed the restoration attempt of the Lapal tunnel a few times.

Well the title change has completely RUINED this hilarious joke.

Aaaaaaawful

I used to really look forward to Christmas, but now I dread it as I remember that family member I hate will be there annoying me with their daft comments. And in this metaphor, Christmas is off topic.

Today's answer is one of my two starting words. I used it first guess yesterday.

Ah I didn’t know there was a Black Country day. That probably explains the flags

I’m currently having this exact pleasure! I have Holland, 1945 pretty much on repeat.

I think I remember seeing him covered in badges when I was a kid in the mid 90s. I wonder how long he’d been collecting them.

I’ve just seen vibrators on the shelf in sainsbury’s. I was in there getting some paracetamol and had to do a double take. I’m no prude, but I thought it was a little odd. Pick up your bread, milk, dildo, apples..

The Black Country flag. Or more the fact it’s coated absolutely everywhere down the road from me in shell corner, blackheath.

Surely this is a kit clash?

Ooh, I’ve not heard of that. You just have to do better than me don’t you? You just wanted to show me up in front of everyone.

My youngest has been exclusively bottle fed, for a few reasons. He's nearly 4 months now, so Mrs P agreed I could dust off (and thoroughly clean though) our old tommee tippee perfect prep machine. Game changer, bottle made in 2 minutes rather than 30.

Do Leeds know the offside rule?

I hate it when I'm sucking a cock and people laugh at me because it looks like I'm eating an icecream.

Agreed. Unless it's a poo, then it's fine.

True, but if you take the part as Elf's dad then expect to get typecast.

I can quite honestly say I’ve never related to two posts more. Mrs P is the absolute worst for both of these things. Put things in the f%*king room, not in the doorway of the f£&king room!! Argh!!! The amount of times I’ve tripped over something she’s left on the landing right by the top of the stairs.

Very apt username.

I’ve just got back from a week in Tenby. We realised when we got there that my three year old hadn’t got his cuddly pig anymore. It was only a cheap thing from ikea, but he’s slept with it every night since he was tiny and he carries it around with him everywhere. Luckily he was distracted enough all week for it not be a massive issue, I was probably more upset than he was to be honest, but I made sure to stop at the same services on the way back. I didn’t think it was likely, but I asked at the costa we’d stopped at if it had been handed in. The fella said he didn’t know but he’d check round the back. A minute later he emerged holding the scruffy swine. I could have kissed him, I celebrated like Villa had scored.

The original lyrics to that wham hit were awful weren’t they?

Hot, innit?