I started a new job in June and on one of my first days I made the mistake of having a subway with a large coke zero on my lunch.
When I got back, a senior leader came and sat next to me to ask how I was settling in. As soon as I started talking I could feel a big burp bubbling.
I tried to swallow it or disguise it, but it ended up coming out my nose. She was very polite, but I could tell the onions, jalapenos, stinky meats and chilli sauce were melting her face.
Great first impression.