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Paddywhack

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  1. My son woke me up this morning by putting his bogey in my mouth.
  2. I just got my ticket. I really love pre-season and going to Walsall (I know, I know) but the sun's usually shining, you get to see the new players and the shiny new kit. All the promise of a new season, bring it on!
  3. Yeah, I beat up a goose. I bought a new laptop last week and this is now the only thing sat in my folders. Definitely required a new latop.
  4. I'd never stopped and thought about it, but it did kind of blow my mind when it was pointed out to me it's milk from a load cows all mixed up. I'm sure it has been discussed in the veggie/vegan thread, but drinking cows milk is bonkers when you stop and think about it.
  5. The interviewer at the end asking the residents "what are you all doing about it then?". Unbelievable.
  6. I don't believe them. I think you need to find out what they've wheelie bin up to.
  7. Sorry to be on topic, but why didn’t Villa fans stop singing “Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally” when the latter left for Bayern? This is before my time and I like that we sing it now, but did we carry on singing it even when Paul Birch was at Wolves?
  8. Erm, you were offered the chance to hold my baby 3 days ago and you refused. You said “absolutely not, no way”. He stinks don’t he?
  9. I was thinking about her nipples only the other day. RIP.
  10. Hmm. I’ve just seen a different angle where there is obvious contact. Well tickle my anus!
  11. I’d say that definitely wasn’t a penalty…seeing as there was absolutely no contact at all.
  12. The baby smell. In the last week, my mom, mother in law, sister and sister in law, have all sniffed my baby’s head at some point and reacted like he was a new Yankee candle. Is it a female thing? I think he’s got B.O.
  13. My son turned 3 yesterday, his first two birthday parties were cancelled due to the pandemic. I could have cried watching him play with his cousins on his bouncy castle this afternoon, I’ve never seen him happier. Bit of a soppy one, but I’ve had two beers.
  14. Hang on…I’ve been thinking that was you for over 10 years. I feel like I’ve been catfished. I remember the site imploded when O’Neill left.
  15. Why do you need to wash your garlic and ginger?
  16. You guys still have cheese graters? I just buy it ready grated in a bag.
  17. Nothing wrong with scousers, especially in a European final.
  18. Louis Walsh used to manage a boyband, but nowadays he gets tired after just one or two of them.
  19. I have socks on, they’re just tiny little invisible ones for fashion reasons. But yes, they are all dirty.
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