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Paddywhack

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  1. I read a comment under the John Lewis advert saying something like “thank god they’ve not gone woke this year, they’ve realised people don’t want that crap” (but with worse spelling and grammar, obviously.) This years ad is the “wokest” yet, but the family doesn’t happen to be black.
  2. I’m still too pissed off by the conceded goal to celebrate
  3. I hate it when I’m looking forward to watching Villa on TV but find myself scrolling through shite on my phone instead.
  4. It's the same for me. Everyone's always tired, broke or busy, so no one ever turns up for my birthday haha. Which is weird because it's in April.
  5. I'm not knocking any of them, but I'm slightly surprised that not one player has boycotted it, to my knowledge at least. I guess you only get so many world cup's, it's a big sacrifice.
  6. Baaaaah, out of curiosity I checked the odds of of him being in the squad yesterday and saw it was 10/1. I thought that was pretty incredible considering he was in every squad for years, I was going to lump some money on. Humbug!
  7. After a morning of watching my kids opening their presents last year, I was sat at the dinner table surrounded by my family. I loaded my fork up with turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce, but I didn't lift it to my mouth, I threw it back down on my plate in disgust. My wife, concerned, asked me what was wrong. "What's wrong!?" I shrilled. "Sainsbury's had advent calendars for sale...in September! It's ruined everthing!" and I ran upstairs crying like a giant baby.
  8. We all see things differently I guess, but I’m surprised there’s not more people moaning about the lion facing right. It looks so wrong to me. I don’t get the idea that facing left is backwards and facing right is forward either?
  9. They’re both fine, but the lion facing the wrong way makes me feel sick.
  10. I see big, baggy jeans are back in fashion again amongst the yoofs and I think they all look like big, silly clowns. I say, as I re-adjust my nuts in my stretchy-skinny jeans at 35 years old.
  11. I’ve always believed summer was the best season, closely followed by winter (excluding January), but I’ve come to realise that the best season is actually Autumn.
  12. Totally agree. I also think they’ve completely misunderstood what a “Karen” is.
  13. Have you been wiping your bum with it?
  14. Don’t shoot the messenger, but I heard a rumour today that we’re going to try and get Unai Emery.
  15. Why are Amazon still convinced we’re playing 3 at the back?
  16. I don’t understand, Craig Butler said he was the best player in the world!!
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