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Dickheads who park over two parking spaces, especially when its gonna be a busy day in town or merryhill, or wherever. Special mention for those particular dickheads who do this in their 4x4 chelsea tractors. Knobs.

Spotty, skinny pikey white teenage yoofs (and girls too) who talk with a fake jamaican accent, ya get me bro ? As if they are from the ghetto in Harlem when they are actually from Erdington.

The more i see the following happen, the more i think it should be in the "things that QUITE RIGHTLY piss you off" thread, if one existed.... At my gym/health club there is an indoor pool, very nice it is too. Also there is a steam room and a sauna roon in the same arena. As I am plodding up n down doing my best, I often see blokes come straight out of the said steam/sauna rooms & go straight in to the pool without using the separate shower cubicle to rinse off all their greasy sweat. Does my fckin head in !! I even told the surly lifeguard yoofs this & they shrug and continue to look disinterested. Must be a job criteria to look so, unless a fit bird in a bikini wiggles in. I am at the point of the next fcker to do this I'm gonna square up to em & tell em in plain, loud words how trampish they are. Knowing my luck, they're probably bodybuilder types & a ruck would soon break out with me coming off worst i guess. But come on, for fcks sake....I know there's chlorine in the pool but jeez !! And dont get me started on those who dont wash their hands after a slash/number 2..... total and utter pikeys !!!

Hollyoaks. For the story lines which are gripping. Honest.

Have always been a puma man meself.....am using the Puma King TT Astro..quite "wedgy"......but have also been given a pair of adidas Kaiser Team....both pairs are quality....and about £50. Hope this helps.

I am the same with swimming...got back in to it last autumn after 20 years + away....was bolloxed after 6 lengths to start with but now if I dont do at least 40 (1km), then I feel I have cheated myself. Did 100 lengths just before xmas and like the other lads said, I feel really good "upstairs", to the point of being a bit smug as I drive home from the pool.

Macron have a big factory unit in walsall...passed it the other day....dunno if this is a tenuous link, to make a midlands footy club's kit......nah, probably not :confused:

Both my parents born & bred in the rebel county (Cork to those who didnt know), came over here in 60's as many others, to work....I was born here. Had UK passport but a few years ago, went for irish one too. The irish embassy in London were quite twattish about it all....had to supply all my details, including my (now defunct) marriage cert, birth cert...AND my folks wedding and both their own (now tattered) birth certs before they would consider me. What got my old lady narked was that they give passports out to asylum seekers over there who aint even a hint irish and she told the pen pushers that as well. Got it in the end though. No problems with it at all, apart from once visiting america, one dozy immigration clerk typed in IR in to my arrival data log on his pc instead of IE for the country code. Carried on my journey to Vegas no problem. Only on my departure 2 weeks later flying out of Vegas the check in girl said i had been booked in as an Iranian so I would need to join the other long long queue of "alien" nationals..got searched 4 separate times...almost missed my flight......i mean she agreed i didnt look iranian but what could she do ? I said "look, my middle name is Patrick for God's sake !!" No difference. Luckily i was spared the rubber glove search. All because some minimum wage desk clerk couldnt be bothered to look up the country code for Ireland. Rant over !

Take the brother up the wro......oh, hang on a sec :?

what is going on with the eye make up ? Looks like a ten bob hooker. Tone it down girl ! Still would, though........I'm sure she'd be relieved to know that.

Office christmas parties when i was a junior....wide eyed & amazed at what went on.....even the previously aloof fittest bird in the office defrosted a bit & you thought you had a chance but all you got was a a peck on the cheek from her (still counted as a conquest when you were 17 !) The buzz on the last office day before xmas....early evening in town, up n down new street or wherever.....everyone seemed to be in a good mood & a great atmosphere hung in the crisp night air !

Would love to believe DB would be up for this & kick their arses......but.....can see no better than a 0-1 to us until the 93rd minute when they equalise.

Take them up the wrong un

Looks like she's done you up the wrong un Seriously, a hefty discount is all you can hope for unless you have a time machine. They should know that word of mouth is important in their profession, so lopping a wedge off the bill is the least they can do. Good luck

I was at my niece's graduation ceremony in symphony hall last month, about 1500 people in the arena, watching grads go up on stage, shake hands with some aal fossil in a coloured gown & hat, then exit off the other side of the stage. This went on for about 2 hours. As the grads gets to the centre of the stage, his/her name is read out....anywho.....one poor asian lad walks on stage right, shakes Yoda's hand just as his name is announced......Saddam Hussein :shock: The place erupted in laughter and the poor lad was left to walk off stage left looking out at the audience with sadness or bewilderment on his face. He must've been getting loads in his recent life in different situations but on his proudest day he looked totally crestfallen. So....anyone relate to this or experience similar tales ?

Disagree, when she first came onto the scene, she was fit, a fit bit of pure filth/Essex Disagree, apart from the filth bit. Total, total munter. I concur with your "filth" comment...so we are ALL in agreement then ?

Total **** munter. Always has been.

I meant "heroes".

One of my Kent hereos from my youth. Too young. RIP big man.

I just hope that those brave Braga fans dont : 1. Catch anything inside that cesspit and 2. Dont get ambushed by those fucktards on the way home. One can only hope.....

erm.........erm.....take her up the wrong un ? :?

Serious?? cheers for the heads up. Best not go in sunday so, with my Villa top on & all. Might try it tomarrow morning when i get into the city. I might be wrong for sunday but when you think about it, a lot of SHA drink in town & if that place has SKY then along with the cheaper booze (if its still a weatherspoons pub)along with the big chance they go down it could get nasty. It has kicked off there before on a sunday,so....well, I'd give it a miss just in case. Better off going to a pub nearer VP. That said - enjoy your day !

Wont the square peg be full of SHA ? Heard its a moody place at times.....but if you get out of there in good time then fair enough.

Got ya. Once bitten & all that....good thinking. I did the same on my first place. Good luck.

I've just noticed.....you've sold to first timers yourself, right ? So......that means, you've bought before ? What I mean is, it doesnt sound like you're a total green horn at this type of thing. How did you play it last time ? FWIW, (i think) a divorce means a quicker sale is preferred....from one party's point of view anyway.