Need your help, fellas.
Recently started attending trivia nights with the missus and a couple of others.
At the half way point, my son (age 11) is invited to tell a joke. Which goes down really well.
So much so that it's become expected every week now.
So, we need some more material.
Just short ones like: What does... or, Why did... etc.
Last night's was : What did Stephen Hawking get on his IQ test? - Just a little bit of dribble.
Previously : What's long and limp and hangs just in front of an arsehole? - Donald Trump's tie.
And: Why do dwarfs laugh when playing football? - 'cos the grass tickles their balls.
Just a little inappropriate and/or risque for an 11 year old - which makes them go down all the better - but not too adult as to shock. And kids jokes just won't cut it with this audience.
Thought I'd come here first, and I've been "browsing" the 394 pages here, but does anyone have any other suggestions?
Thanks in advance...