Weird world, I look at people walking done the road with 3 snotty kids, a fat bird in a shell suit and Lidl bags and think to myself, why do people have kids ?
I have worked at the same place for 11 years so I have seen happy people get married and have 3 kids....... never the same again.
There are a lot of people who will sit there and think "not me chief". Trust me it's you, never the same again. They group together egging each other on in how having kids is just ace, nativity plays, fat wife, no money, no life. I just never understand the whole "you won't understand unless you have had kids", I do that is why I never had any...that's the clever bit!
It's one thing a dog eating shit but when you produce a baby thing that is 50 % you and it does it while painting a picture with it on the wall I would not really point at dogs too much.
On the other hand, you could offer me 20,000 pounds for my dog and I would laugh at you. and if I had to choose between saving a random person or my dog, dog all day long. One less possible person on the bus.
Do you want a hug?
Erm......yes.