DJ_Villain

Massive statement of intent... That the Championship Player of the Season and Argentina international would sign for us over the "Mighty Gunners"? Is this the start of the balance of power slipping? Who knows?! But its exciting to watch!

Who was the last Villa player/has there ever been a Villa player to wear the no.7 shirt at a major international tournament?

After the whole Kieran Trippier thing? He received a ban for “influencing betting” for having the temerity to tell his friends that he and his family were moving to Madrid and he was signing for Athletico... It’s not right

What? Like when El Ghazi didnt even touch Bamford? That red card was recinded because there was no contact... Azpaedjeshfebah swung his arm (which was in plaster) out and hit Grealish deliberately... It probably hurt, Grealish grabbed his face... Its a red... End of...

What antics? If Azpilsahdbdeyaadb hadnt slung his arm (which is in a cast) towards Jacks face, then there would be no need to clutch his face... It probably bloody hurt!

We have clearly progressed from last season... We have finished higher, with more points, with more clean sheets and with very satisfying wins over Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal (twice) as well as putting our more local rivals back in their rightful places... Congratulations guys! Successful season and an exciting summer of transfers and improvement to look forward to!

Awesome! So, so happy that we won... Just a shame that we only scored 2!

Delighted for Albrighton. Lied to about being offered a new contract, slung on the scrap heap by Lambert... Goes on to win the League and now FA cup with Leicester.

He is legit quality... Yes... there are holes in his game and aspects that he could improve on... but he does have a master stroke, moment of brilliance in him...

Thought we would win the league when MON took over...

Roma are my favourite Italian team and have been for a long time... Really happy that Jose is in charge... He might actually be able to show what he can do without being handed a ridiculous transfer budget and actually man manage... Like he did back at Porto where he made a name for himself... It'll be interesting to see how he does...

Thats.... groundbreaking!!! Make people take responsibility for their actions... Genius!

Not quite... My ex was the Spurs fan... and that was before Levy tried to fob us off with Josh Onomah and an Oyster card for Grealish when we were against the wall... They are some of the most despicable humans I have ever met...

I was hoping that what I wrote was to be interpreted as very much tongue in cheek

You sure about that? He definitely has all of the characteristics I would expect of someone associated with Spurs...

Nothing more than that rat bastard club and their waste-of-DNA fans deserve...

Shocker... Spurs fan thinks that what they support and represent should never be held accountable for its actions...

Yes there does... I really hope there are sanctions made against them... But I dont think there will be... Football is so, SO corrupt... There was a chink in the armour that was exposed a couple of days ago when 5 of the biggest clubs in our league (and also Spurs) decided to buddy up and form a splinter league for their own benefit... But I dont think UEFA or the FA have the stones to make them actually pay for their crimes... They wont deduct point from them... They wont impose transfer embargos... They wont ban them from European competition... They wont fine them substantially... As much as I would like to see the 6 with a -20 point deduction at the end of this season/start of next season and a 3 year transfer embargo.... Its not going to happen... I believe, sadly, that they will all get off with a slap on the wrist... Which sucks, because they should be punished.... significantly

I wouldnt bet against it... UEFA and the FA would not dare to take money off them or impose sanctions... It sucks... but its the facts...

**** 'em!

Hang on, you actually expected a statement from Daniel Levy and Spurs to sound genuinely sorry about trying to sign up to a scheme where they could make more money at the expense of the rest of the league?! Daniel Levy??? Spurs?!? Have a word...

Wesley is only 24...

Hang on a second... This is Manchester United we are on about here! We should feel grateful to be able to hand them the bottle of baby lotion before we undo our belts and bend over!

Sounds very similar to the EU and Brexit