DJ_Villain

Mate… That goal against West Brom was just filth… It still makes my nipples go hard!

Hahahaha! Facebook is awash with Arsenals African fan base threatening Villa and their fans if Villa keep trying to sign Smith-Rowe! Bring him in Deano!

Yes it does... Especially if the team he is allegedly moving to is one that will be challenging in the same league as us... That means that he will actively go out of his way to see his "boyhood club" fail if it means that he can win a cup... If he was going to PSG, or Real, or Juve... I'd wish him all the best and pack his bag myself... but he, allegedly, wants to move up the road to Manchester City... And if he does that, all it says is "I want to play against Villa twice a year and beat them... I hope I can score the goal that relegates them as well" Embrace the hate mate... Its us against them... and if he picks them, he isnt one of us anymore

Oh my God... They must hate him... or he has done something heinously wrong to upset them... What kind of animal would say something as evil as someone "deserves to move to Manchester"?!

He wont though will he... If he wants to leave and play against us, he will be actively trying to contribute towards our failure... He will be setting up and scoring goals for another club in a concentrated effort to try and hinder our progress for their own benefit... Every goal they score is another goal we need to score to keep up in the league table with goal difference etc... If Jack were to contribute to that, then he is doing it against us and if he willingly leaves us, he will have wanted to do that against us as well... Its not like when he was almost forced to go to Spurs when we were broke...

I've been called "mental", "paranoid" and a "conspiracy theorist" and other such words for my theories on Manchester City and their post Sheik-up... With all of their money... All of their vast wealth.... and (at the time), no FFP.... They could have signed anyone in the world... and they did... They signed Aguero, they signed Robinhio... They were signing everyone... The only reason they signed Barry and Milner was because we were the low hanging fruit who were challenging for that last Champions League spot... They didnt need Gareth Barry and James Milner... they just needed to destabilise us... And because Randy Lerner had no financial backbone, we capitulated... and then got worse... then those bastards signed Delph (but he is another story altogether)... Then finally we got relegated... We were out of the picture completely and Man City were winning everything... Now we have come back, have this once-in-a-lifetime talent, a much stronger financial and professional backing, have settled ourselves in the league... and at the same time, have turned over Arsenal (twice), Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea in the same season... Those rocket polishers are trying to do it again... They are trying to cherry pick us again... But I truly believe that NSWE wont allow us to be that low hanging fruit anymore...

Exactly… like I said before bud… If ever a player claims to support a club and then WILLINGLY leaves to play for another club in the same division… Not forced out, not out of contract and needs somewhere to go… but willingly signs on the dotted line and actively WANTS to play for a competitor and score goals against and hinder the on pitch progress of the “club they support” for the benefit of their new side… Then they aren’t fans of their club… If Grealish wants to go to City and win for them and not for us… He isn’t a Villa fan…

As a Villa fan, I’d take that over a Chumpions League medal for a club I don’t support any day…

I’m not even joking… NSWE should tell Man City straight away… £500m for the next five years… that’s £100m a year… If you want Jack that badly from us, that’s what we want from you in return… You want to buckle us by taking our best talent… AGAIN… This time we want to buckle you financially for the privilege… We don’t want to sell him, we don’t have to sell him… Id rather see what Jack can do for the rest of his contract and then leave on a free than sell him as soon as the vultures start circling when his value is probably ONLY JUST peaking

THIS Until The cows come home, THIS… and I wouldn’t blame Jack either… but since NSWE took over, we have come on leaps and bounds… and even since we have been back in the PL, we have had a hairy 17th finish and then jumped from 17th to 11th… with the right signings, why can’t we jump from 11th to 5th? And why can’t Jack be a part of that?

So… you’d actively support him if he scored a goal against us with his hypothetical new club? You’d stand up and clap if he got the assist which sent us down or scuppered our qualification for Europe?

Yes… He belongs to the elite level… Now it’s just a case of getting the clubs profile back up and that level of player coming to us… So the elite level wear claret and blue and a Villa badge… Not signing 5 year contracts and jumping ship the first chance of an offer from Saudi oil princes coming in less than a year later… If he leaves for another club in England while we are continually improving (as was the vision that was sold to him that convinced him to sign aforementioned 5 year contract 11 months ago)… and he wears their shirt and their badge? I will wish him luck with the customary “Break a leg” but I’ll actually **** hope it happens… Both of them… on his first day of training… Slipping on a crisp wrapper… Im not a football fan and I couldn’t give a shit about the England team… Im a Villa fan… and anything to disadvantage the opposition… up to and including career ending injuries… I support wholeheartedly… If he isn’t playing for us, he is playing against us… and all love and respect for him is gone… Unless he leaves under the 3 aforementioned circumstances I mentioned before

Was chatting to my Italian housemate who is a massive basketball fan while the Milwaukee Bucks were on the TV and asked him if they were any good… According to him, they are in with a very good shout of winning the championship this season… and that’s because their prized asset, Giannis Antetokounmpo, was convinced to stay with them, on a the maximum contract they could offer, and they built the side around him… Dont see the media making a feel good story like that about the Villa and Grealish do you? Noooo… much better to keep the world in the dark and make them believe we are still being run by people with no money and no knowledge of how to run a sporting institute… Otherwise people might start to take us seriously, Grealish might want to stay forever, and then they would have to give up their Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool column space for us!

No… because the opportunity to play in a team WITH Grealish is what gets those (and better players) to come to us. He is ridiculously marketable… which is why the media can’t stand him playing for us because we arent one of their ever so fashionable London/Manchester clubs… Every time they write an article about him, they have to mention us… and it makes their shit itch because it’s giving us the publicity that they don’t think we deserve

He only goes with my blessing and well wishes if he goes one of three ways: The Mellberg route: To a massive club but playing in another league so he doesn’t play against us and goes on to win things The Albrighton/Weimann route: Badly wants to stay but the club don’t offer him a contract so he needs to work and things work out for him elsewhere… Hopefully with a fairytale ending like Marc The Petrov/Laursen route: Retiring as a hero who for one reason or another cannot play anymore and needs to hang up his boots for the sake of his health But as soon as he wants to join another Premier League club? He is basically saying he wants to compete against us and win in spite of us… He would be happy scoring the winning goal for his new team if it won them a trophy and relegated us… Thats all I see it as… and that’s not what a Villa fan should ever, ever want… “Short career” and “winning trophies” be damned

Unknown… but the people of South East Asia collectively shit themselves because a typhoon is on its way

Shotgun last!

We want 500m a year… for 5 years… and Jack is contractually forbidden from playing against us or at Villa Park in any fixtures whilst playing for or representing the colours or badge of any other Godforsaken club…

That’s dry ice

I also remember a transfer saga for Berson lasting **** forever!!!

Oh well... Jack got an assist which is more than most England players have got this tournament... Anything decent on Netflix now there is no point watching the rest of this crap?

Mings - The Postman (loves stamps)

2 Brazilian Internationals and now 3 Argentine Internationals? What in the name of erect nipples is happening at our club? Is this that “ambition” thing that we have been lacking for so long?!

However... if it wasn’t for Aston Villa... The football league would never have existed... Kind of like Creationist theory... except it can be proven... Villa are, essentially, the God of football... So that means, by all rights, we can do whatever the **** we want!

Happened with one of our players in the not so distant past... He went on to win the league with Leicester