lapal_fan

I've been working away all week, starting at 7:30 in the office and finishing at 8pm on the night when im kicked out by the cleaner. It's been hard, repetitive, boring work (asset registers).. I've really missed my wife and home, so she rang me today to say she's buying me a chinese banquet for tea lovely

I'll also randomly shout out catchphrases on my own; which is a lot because I work from home. Stuff like; IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN' OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?? (theme tune music from wrestling which I haven't watched since I was about 13) SHAMONE! (but only the way David Brent says it) - I even pause for a reaction when there's nobody there If I'm driving I'll shout CHITTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY - like Ace Ventura when he's parking, but I'll just be driving in a straight line EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, GO SLINKY GO! CHICAGOOOOOOOO! ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN EXCUSE ME... DO YOU HAVE A MINT? (I don't do the pulling the butt cheeks thing though) Random stuff from Dumb and Dumber. I'll pull the faces from me Myself and Irene (like my avatar) Those are the ones I remember now.. there's more

I also (and am terribly ashamed of this) volley out chewing gum, whenever I come across a bin. If it goes in, which it sometimes has, I feel boss. If it doesn't then I don't pick it up ( ). It's weird because I hate litter bugs, but I can't stop myself. I just need to know that I've tried to do it.

I sing or "doo doo dooo" my way through my catalogue of what I like to call "internal muzak" - the songs or tunes that are just in my head indefinitely, regardless of how long it's been since I've heard them.. I think they're just a part of my whole person.. it's weird. these songs are; Jurassic park theme tune That's Amore Super Mario theme tune

it's more or less okay yea. just make sure, whenever you leave online, you press start, then go to online, then press leave online and take yourself back to the main story. Also, if when you join online it says "cloud servers unavailable" or words to that effect, you DO NOT (!!!) press retry - this is said to be the reason for deleted characters. So, leave through the start menu, and do not click retry and you should be A-ok

That's a bit mis-interpreted. The best/most balanced gun was the first gun you were ever given - the M16. The support kit got the M249 - the highest rate of fire machine gun with pretty good recoil The engineers got the M4a1/Aks-u - the m4 being the engineer equivalent to the m16. The recons got the Mod11k which is an M16 battle rifle and an SV98 - which is a little bit poop. But they gave you very good weapons from the get go. IMO only the An-94/G3A3 are more effective in the right hands than anyone with an M16.. The M16 is the gun all the competitive players use STILL. You can tell DICE regret the M16 overuse because it's not in BF4.. There's the M16a4 variant which is burst fire, but there will not be an M16 with fully automatic fire (unless they add DLC?!).

I wouldn't go around publically and say that out loud if I were you..

I am the leader of a 55 man crew Oh the joys.

We don't sell out anymore, so you'll get a seas more or less where you want.

I thought there were way more posters in Ireland??

me too One of the many things that never gets done though.

I go to quite a few CAMRA (the campaign for real ales) festivals a year. Tasted on called Ginger something which was a pale ale with ginger taste.. loved it.

1911 is a good gun, but only because of it's history. any 9mm is soulless and looks the same as any other. You got a good gun with the 8 shooter. But black 9mm's are boring.

what a gay.

Football is a big pile of wank isn't it?

Theoretically, you could link your screen and mouse to a wireless device such as and Ipad etc, you'd have to leave you pc/laptop on at home to do the computing, you'd just be using the ipad as a TV.

Landing planes isn't a problem if you follow a couple of simple rules; Don't save time by banking tightly and trying to get it down quick. Take the last turn onto the runway nice and wide, give your self a good half mile of straight flight before your descent with landing gear. Touch the planes rear wheels down first, they're much "beefier" than landing on the front wheel first and a lot more forgiving. When you're rolling to a stop use the brakes and if you need to turn use the L1/R1 buttons.

Is this because of your results in the citizen test?

Perfect, thanks Limpid!

can you take the hard drive out of your old one maybe? not sure bud.

SHE WAS IN TWILIGHT?! FFS.. thanks BOF... if that's your real name..

YOU CAN SMOKE MY PIPE!

Maybe we could regionalise it (i.e. continents) and then I could add them to a better suited map?

I came out as finnish I think you tend to be quite liberal people with little confidence in the government if you come from Scandinavia