Wainy316

All my best ones come from working in Man United's VIP room in the 05/06 season. I have seen Sam Allardyce demolish a shared sandwich platter all by himself. I had a two game stint as Fergie's personal tea boy while his usual guy was off. I served Eusebio a tuna steak.

I cannot wait for this! I think it might be the best season yet, but I haven't read the books. Without spoiling anything, should it be as good as the other seasons based on the book? There's so many things going on I can't see how it will be a let down. Yep, based on the books I fully expect this to be the best season of them all.

I know first hand that Mikael Silvestre loves mash potato.

It took me 29 years to watch Shawshank Redemption. Very good film, not sure about best film of all time material but I did enjoy it.

As a species we definitely deserve exterminating. Not yet though I haven't finished Assassins Creed 4.

Oh yes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Ii6zZOSuc

I feel I can wait until at least Autumn for a PS4, when the titles I really want start coming out. Enough to keep me going on PS3 until then.

My new favourite team.

The most annoying and common mistake in the world. I expect it from all footballers though to be fair.

Can the unthinkable happen? Not going to get my hopes up after the abysmal effort at VP. Pleeeeease. Taking my German mates to this. Would love to give them a win and a decent atmosphere.

Can see a win here, but probably not because I'll be there.

I'd like to see him at Walsall.

I'm not going to obsess over my kid. In fact I am going to severely punish it from the get go by getting it a Villa season ticket.

Only played the first one and I was about 14 at the time. The only game that truly terrified me.

It scares me that when you have kids they literally become all you are capable of thinking or talking about. Puts me right off.

Whoah, you must be from the 1800's or something.

Nope, I did not. I did tell her I know this guy and hes a relatively good friend. She was utterly mortified, to be expected I suppose. I think im seeing her again, but not sure. Im a little worried however that she was always be known as the girl who banged my friend out of pity. This would tarnish things slightly. Anyway, im just out of a batshitcrazy relationship with a batshitcrazy girl who can be best described as batshitcrazy. I fully intend to have zero commitment to anyone in my life for the forsseable future. What kind of girl admits to a pity f*ck on a first date?! What kind of person shags people out of pity is the question I'd be asking, let alone admitting to it. How pathetic do you have to be for someone to have pity sex with you? Jeesh. I shag myself out of pity every day.

Not so good Al.

Surely Bennett is left wing in a 4-4-2. How could he possibly play centre back?

Craig Noone seems an intelligent and charismatic chap.

Has anyone actually won anything yet? Every attempt I've seen is further off target than a Tonev shot! The girl on Saturday was agonisingly close, she got a massive cheer because we all thought she'd done, then it just flopped off at the end. As for noise in the Holte, the Brigada sang throughout the game, shame there's only about 20 of them. They come armed with all the Ultras flags and stuff. I do cringe at the amount of Blues songs they sing though, especially 'Karen Brady is a beeping slaaaaaaaaaaaag'. I mean really?

Any idea where I can buy that one? Love it! It isn't out until the summer, it will be on uksoccershop or subsidesports, expect to pay the thick end of £100 for it though Worth it, wearing this will instantly make you the sexy as ****.

That would be counter productive. We'd just have to hire more physios.

Who goes wide left though? Gabby. Get him to run his arse off up and down the line as he owes us a decent performance after Saturday. But he wouldn't get any crosses in he'd just run it all the way to the by line and out of play. The only people I could see doing it would be N'Zog (don't think Lambert will play him) or Tonev (the thought scares me).

So to sum it up, it's better if he doesn't play?