Not quite so young Wainy316, but the rest is accurate, yes. However, I could never replace Baselayers.
Hmm, she's had a rubbish time with men as well and I think she's about my age. Maybe we should just get together - probably would be easier than trying to find a decent man (no offence to you lovely people, of course).
The only way we will be offended is if you don't get with Baselayers.