NurembergVillan

The lowest placed European Cup winner?

She's clearly a talented woman, who's been using her talents for evil rather than good. She's also clearly a very tired woman. She looks like if Pamela Anderson stayed awake for a month.

I've just started going back to the gym for the first time since my daughter was born 18 months ago. The day my wife went into hospital was the last time I went to my crossfit class (I went before she had to go to hospital - I'm not THAT nasty) and I managed to back squat 200lbs. That feels a loooooong way off at the moment.

Has he been nicked yet?

Fair enough. I know you're a good player so it's likely you're winning a lot of packs. I read about the scripting on higher rated teams. It's always denied, but it seems very likely to me.

Leicester City 2017

Don't like the look of those four bronzes on your subs bench. Brings your overall rating down so you don't get put against other super teams, doesn't it? You seem to have a lot of pack luck every year. Definitely not entering the code to get a 5% discount?

Big love, mate. Always crap when the walls are crumbling around you and you're not sure why, or what to do about it. "This too shall pass".

Be good, or be good at it.

And compulsory rickets for the poor.

Hugely disappointed over the last few weeks. No chance am I going to give him stick until today's players have had another 4 or 5 games together, though. We had 3 debutants last time out, and another 2 today. You can't expect them all to blend immediately. On paper it looks a good team. Even that's a step (or more) on from where we've been in the last 4 years. But for Johnstone's cock-up we go in a goal up at half time and likely win the match. Slender margins. When Grealish was sent off, we were starting to look like we'd tear them apart. We'll get there. I hope it's under Bruce. But even if not, the players he's brought in will move us forward.

Not as good as Hendrie was at the same age.

Most expensive team to be relegated from the Championship? That was woeful. Grealish is a low-rent Lee Hendrie. We sit too deep, and stand off until the opposition are too near our goal. Got to improve, urgently.

So we're going to play with a back 7, and two jet-heeled attackers. Probably makes sense to be honest.

Sad thing is, it wasn't. The whistle had gone ages ago. It was absolutely stupid.

Red card for Grealish.

Starting to see a few sparks here.

How have we not scored one of those two chances there!?

What a save!