NurembergVillan

And compulsory rickets for the poor.

Hugely disappointed over the last few weeks. No chance am I going to give him stick until today's players have had another 4 or 5 games together, though. We had 3 debutants last time out, and another 2 today. You can't expect them all to blend immediately. On paper it looks a good team. Even that's a step (or more) on from where we've been in the last 4 years. But for Johnstone's cock-up we go in a goal up at half time and likely win the match. Slender margins. When Grealish was sent off, we were starting to look like we'd tear them apart. We'll get there. I hope it's under Bruce. But even if not, the players he's brought in will move us forward.

Not as good as Hendrie was at the same age.

Most expensive team to be relegated from the Championship? That was woeful. Grealish is a low-rent Lee Hendrie. We sit too deep, and stand off until the opposition are too near our goal. Got to improve, urgently.

So we're going to play with a back 7, and two jet-heeled attackers. Probably makes sense to be honest.

Sad thing is, it wasn't. The whistle had gone ages ago. It was absolutely stupid.

Red card for Grealish.

Starting to see a few sparks here.

How have we not scored one of those two chances there!?

What a save!

The whole team needs to be 15 yards further up the field.

What's Kevin Poole up to these days?

We'd be better off with Michael Elphick at centre-half...

I'm feeling a bit worried that Thor isn't really very good.

May as well have kept Guzan

If Saddam Hussein's chief propagandist was "Comical Ali", does that make Kellyanne Conway "Bowling Ali"?

If we're looking for positives, there are two phenomenal examples of magazine cover art on this page. Small mercies.

Turns out the attacker in Paris today was from Egypt. Perhaps Trumpet was right to invoke the Muslim ban after all?