NurembergVillan

Steven Gerrard used to get a lot of back injuries until Houllier showed up. He sent him to get his wisdom teeth out and he never got another back injury. Weird!

I started my own company last year, a design consultancy, and we have clients in Germany, Italy and the US. When we bill them in their local currency, we get more money in our bank account. However, upon leaving Canada last year I received a tax rebate. It wasn't worth a lot. Turned out there had been a mistake and I actually owed them money. This wasn't discovered until August. It cost me way more to pay them back. Volatile foreign currency aside, I've largely found myself more disappointed with the behaviour, demeanour and opinions of a quantity of the general populace than I can remember - and it's exacerbated by having moved back to the UK from somewhere seemingly idyllic (and progressive).

Given the choice I'd rather vote for James May.

Woeful. Absolute tripe.

Green's looked lively since he came on.

Dirty, niggly bastards these dogheads.

Should've been a penalty.

He's an utterly contemptible bell end.

I missed the deadline! Can I still play? Pleeeeease?

It's reminding me of when George Michael died a couple of weeks ago. Everyone thought they knew about him, and then everyone learned a whole lot more behind the picture painted in the media.

Best case scenario = goosebumps. Likely outcome = tears.

No, of course not. It's there for everyone! If anyone wants a HQ version, here's a download link for the 20mb version - https://we.tl/NE3dzesVg3

I did. That one is a bit small, but I can send you a bigger one that will be less pixellated.

Where there was darkness, he brought colour and light. RIP Graham Taylor...

The one man who tamed Deadly Doug. If only more high profile figures, notably within football and politics, handled themselves with the dignity and integrity of Sir Graham. As George Gavin would play on BRMB whenever Villa scored - "And did those feet, in ancient times..."

It wouldn't surprise me if his team were behind the intelligence leaks (lol) to divert attention away from his clearly conflicting business 'restructure'. In terms of him being an imbecile, I'm still undecided. I think he's got the face of a liar. Whatever he says, his delivery makes him look to me like he's blagging it. I've interviewed and managed people that use his body language (I inherited the ones I managed, I didn't hire them!) and it looks chillingly familiar. I don't think him getting into power is any proof of his genius though - or at least his lack of imbecility. You'd hardly think David and Victoria Beckham were top of the class, but by being surrounded by the right people, and cultivating a persona, they've become incredibly wealthy and powerful. Perhaps in the modern world, that's all the smarts you need.

Anyone with an interest in this should have a look at this video. It's 8 minutes, it's for everyone but mainly Trump supporters, and it's easy to understand.

Don't shoot the messenger...

Been teaching the nipper a bit of German. She loves dancing to this little number, but it's catchier than norovirus. Think it was number 1 in Germany at one point when I was living there!

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.