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Nail hit firmly on the head.

.....and then ran 5k in world record time!!

Now that's funny!!

The standard of photoshopping on this forum just gets better and better, you really can't see the join!! Wish I'd asked for a similar thing on the SI thread re Ireland looking like a white Mo Farah.

Apologies if this has been mentioned before, but does anyone else think that Ireland looks like a white Mo Farah? 8)

Watching other clubs sign decent players while we are linked with a one goal every 8 games lower division striker, is getting a bit frustrating, Come on Villa, finger out!!

As someone who remembers the relegation to Div 3, the sale of the mighty Andy Gray, the retirement of the even mightier Brian Little, the resignation of Ron Saunders and a myriad other disastrous days for AVFC, the one thing that trumps the whole lot has to be the appointment of McLeish. Total madness.

Come on Villa, do it for Ben Smith.

If I were playing for the Villa and Citeh offered me 100k a week I'd snap their hands off, after all, I'm 53, I don't have many seasons left at the top level.

Perhaps someone broke into a Kit Kat at the crucial moment......... :shock:

Let's look at the facts. He wears a manbag and a Vauxhall jacket. hangs around with soldiers. Doesn't know where the full screen button is on a (possibly illegal :winkold: ) football stream Why have we bothered, Lambert out! Welcome Ron Claret.

OMG, the guy was carrying a manbag and we're still gonna sign him! Jeez.....us!!

That last statistic is a welcome relief!

I was done many moons ago. I was told it was for medical reasons as my helmet was getting, er, too big for its boots, so to speak. And I was only2!! Says a lot, doesn't it ladies! :shock: :bonk:

Brian May's plughole!!

Have a scout through this, hilarious... http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK?pageNumber=3

Well as long as Wiggins' vélo clips ar pas frappé par la foudre, job done!

Just come back from a week in Es Cana Ibiza (Sun, sun and more sun!!!) which I mostly spent lying on a sunbed reading "I Partridge" (brilliantly funny BTW) with the Ipod plugged in the old ears. Mainly listened to..... Meshuggah-Kolos Yes-Close to the Edge Interpol-Antics Idlewild-100 Broken Windows Minus The Bear-Omni, Menos El Oso Animals As Leaders-Weightless Fleet Foxes-Helplessness Blues Incubus-A Crow Left of the Murder Gojira-L'Enfant Sauvage IQ-Dark Matter, Frequency Kraftwerk-Autobahn Mastodon-The Hunter The Orb-Oblivion Porcupine Tree-Stupid Dream, Lightbulb Sun, Fear of a Blank Planet REM-Life's Rich Pageant, Green Radiohead-King of Limbs Underworld-Beaucoup Fish Rival Schools-United By Fate Tangerine Dream-Zeit That includes the flights there and back BTW. :drowsy:

Absolutely!! 8) :bonk:

Anyone else noticed that you never see Venus Williams and Sol Campbell in the same room? Mmmmmmmmm.....................?

Well, Day 13 and Andy Murray is still British..........

Sammy Morgan? Welcome Matt BTW.

All they need now is some money................................................

steve bruce is not known for his intelligence but that just takes the biscuit am sure even Wayne Rooney knows what it is He thinks it's a song by Showaddywaddy.