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turnbull

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  1. Brett Favre is the greatest lost block of wood of our generation Sorted for accuracy!!
  2. I see Hodgson thinks Wayne's mind is ok. So he's a psychiatwist now?!
  3. I love the idea of Villa scouts being spotted at a game, I can just imagine them in a hooped claret and blue jumper with a similar hat and a big pair of glasses. I reckon they look like this
  4. Another loan announced. They're turning into SHA.
  5. I hope Wembley have reinforced the cross bars this time.
  6. Watched There's Something About Mary the other night, first time for a good while. Still funny.
  7. I'm sure Lambo would be fully aware of any idiosinkra ideosincrasys idiosynchrosies unusual character traits the guy may have.
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    Dogs...

    Too right Smetrov. You can get a pack of 100 or even 200 poop bags from the poundshop and still some people can't be arsed. This is why dogs are banned from some parks and beaches. Pains in the arse. If you can't pick up your dog's crap, don't have a dog, simple as.
  9. Again, Lambert's transfer policy at work: We have matching pairs of Frenchmen, Danes, Irish. Next step matching pair of Spanishers It's Spanyolas. When's the 2 Brazilians coming? Can you please say "players from Brazil", when I see the word "Brazilian", well, my mind wanders to other things...............
  10. IMO, all 3 look better than this season's away kit. Would love a return to claret shirts with blue shorts for next season's home kit.
  11. turnbull

    Dogs...

    Good on your oldman, KJP.
  12. Aston Old Eds club, sometime in late 1978. At a disco, mate orders 2 bottles of Newcy brown. Barman says "who's carrying you home tonight?" Mate laughs. Mate drinks more and more Newcy browns all night, getting rather p!ssed In fact, very p!ssed. About 11.30 we can't find him. Look in toilets, we're hit by an awful smell and hear a moaning sound from one of cubicles. We look over the top of the door. Similar scenario to post #99, but probably worse as he was covered in sh!t too!! Like good mates, we carried him home.....................
  13. I think many of our young lads do look a touch on the lightweight side, but as long as they bulk up as they mature they should be fine. Need to go on the Gabby Big Mac diet. Apart from Donacien that is!
  14. Beards with broken noses are well manly!!
  15. Has to be the late Mr Hockey, no contest. I mean, look! Wolfman or what? More about Trevor here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Hockey
  16. Pissses with 4 s's. Like that concept.
  17. Wonder if Voiny's favourite TV prog is 8 out of 10 Scats?
  18. From the Mirror TBH, if he's told that many people (4.9 million), it must be true!
  19. A few years back I bought a tent off a workmate. On (ahem) erecting it, I noticed a terrible repair on one of the inner tents, like a bad scar from top to bottom. When I asked him about it he admitted that one night, he was that p"ssed that his missus made him sleep in his daughter's half and the girl would sleep with her mom. He was that desperate/pissed/confused in the night that he ripped his way through the inner tent and urinated on them both. I sold the tent soon after..............
  20. Chester FC? Glory hunter!! I remember following Chesters results for a few years after we played them in the 1974/75 League Cup (a two-legged affair I think every Villan over the hill will recall with a certain clarity). Yes, remember those games, it was the semi final. Their old ground is now a retail park.
  21. TBF there are worse things than pissing the bed. Sh*tting in musical instruments for one.............
  22. turnbull

    Dogs...

    My mate had a Boxer that ran off in the park and never came back. Bonkers! On the subject of Lab hair. Ours is the same, moults all year round. Best to save the hair and stuff pillows with it. Labradoodles are a great alternative, although some of them do look a little strange. Cats, meh!
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