El Zen

I’ll volunteer!

I’ve never seen him play, but I’m about as excited as a four year old girl in a unicorn zoo.

And they play without socks.

Egg zackly.

My wife is also an expert in this. I kind of blame myself, though. I do tend to be a bit of a know it all.

I really don’t know for certain, but I believe he’s looking a step or two above where we are right now. He’s been linked with Sevilla for a while now, among other clubs.

I think he’s good enough to play Champions League football, but maybe not quite good enough yet for a top four PL club.

That would be me, probably. Would love him here, but looks like he’s looking a level or two above where we are right now.

I am completely in awe of the athletic abilities of olympic gymnasts, but I don’t know who to nominate as I haven’t the first clue about the sport. First names to pop into my head were Jordan and Ali. Not a fan of either sport, but they were freakishly good athletes.

Promoted?

If we buy Engels, I hope he Marx Kane out of the game on his debut.

Both are fine, as long as you weigh it up first.

Ivan Zamerano should have faced criminal prosecution for that stunt. Like I said, I’m a purist.

I’m a purist. Don’t like it.

Absolutely brilliant.

Not what it’s cracked up to be, then?

Surely we could offer a lot more than that?

Arguably the most important signing we will make this summer. Delighted.

Wolves home and Valencia away are really ugly.

I’m exactly the same. It’s become an addiction to the point where I don’t think I could fall asleep, or at the very least take forever to fall asleep, without it. Which sounds bad, but before podcasts I would take forever to fall asleep anyway. It’s been much better since I discovered I could listen to other people’s thoughts rather than my own.

Just when you think it can’t get worse, Laura Ingraham on Fox News compares child concentration camps to summer camp.

I’ve been talking about him for a while already. I think he’s very good, potentially great. Strong, quick, extremely intelligent, can pass. I think he’ll move for about 20m sooner rather than later but I’d be surprised if it was to us.

Having seen clips from the game, I can see why the Argies are a bit upset with the ref.

Sounds like you need to focus on weights for what you want to achieve. I personally prefer the big barbell excercises and have found Stronglifts extremely effective in the past. However, if you have good reasons to avoid those lifts, there are plenty of ways to do it and I’m sure a good personal trainer could help you. If you don’t mind looking like a complete tit, I find kettlebells are a decent way to get a fairly effective all round workout without risking injury. I can totally relate to the feeling skinny but having certain areas you want to firm up. I’m also tall, and body weight work outs are hard for me too. I think you can rest assured this is entirely normal, though. To have the body of a professional athlete, in your 30s, working full time, requires a level of dedication it would be unfair to expect from oneself. Personally, I can’t see how I could even spend three nights a week in the gym right now.

His base would probably love it too.