I haven't read through all ths previous threads, so this might have been posted already.
To the 10 green bottles tune.
There were 5 alsatians walking down the street,
5 alsatians walking down the street,
and if Carson Yeung would like a bite to eat,
there'd be 4 alsatians..etc'
all the way down to 1, then..
there were no alsatians walking down the street,
no alsatians walking down the street,
so if Carson Yeung would like a bite to eat,
he'll be down St Andrews to chew on empty seats!