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To the tune of bright side of life

''He will beat you all,

When he gets the ball

He will have you running down the liiiiiiine

Always pass to Marc Albrighton, Duh duh duh duh duh

Always pass to Marc Albrighton, Duh duh duh duh duh''

I don't know about the verse, but the chorus is genius. It's simple as well, surely should catch on

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What about this for Kev MacDonald?

Kev Macdonald's got a team,

Fighting for top four,

And when the ball goes up the pitch,

You know we're gonna score,

With Big John here and Gabby there,

Mark and Ash with all their flair,

Kev Macdonald's got a team,

Fighting for top four.

We have a winner. Tek'a'boo'sun.

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What about this for Kev MacDonald?

Kev Macdonald's got a team,

Fighting for top four,

And when the ball goes up the pitch,

You know we're gonna score,

With Big John here and Gabby there,

Mark and Ash with all their flair,

Kev Macdonald's got a team,

Fighting for top four.

We have a winner. Tek'a'boo'sun.

I like it!

Although I'd prefer the first and seventh line to say "Kev MacDonald's Villa Team" as I think "Kev Macdonald's got a team" is a bit odd..

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Always look on the Albrighton Side of Life- love it. A lot of chants get suggested on here that will never catch on for a number of different reasons but I think this definatly can.... Genius

Also enjoy Ireland's in the Stream, again simple and clever can't see why it wouldn't catch on if was sung enough!

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Couldnt sleep last night so ended up thinking about new chants - came up with a load - what do you reckon!!?? UTV

"Adams Family"

His hair it needed shearin,

his nans kept disapearin,

his underpants we're seein,

the ireland family...

"she'll be comin round the mountain"

Ash is comin on a webcam every night,

ash is comin on a web cam every night,

ash is comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam every night.

Fiesta - by the pogues

There was an irish-man called steve,

who played for city but had to leave,

he came to villa to get his chance,

and if he scores he'll be showing us his pants

...da da dada da da dad a da ec etc then Villa

"My old mans a dustman"

Ashley young is magic, he wears an England cap, he plays for aston villa and beats them round the back

He'll score them with his left foot, he'll score them with his right

And when he plays the city, he makes them look like shite

War - Edwin starr

WAR nock de de who does he play for

He plays for aston villa sing it again x 2

He's not on the bench, he's not on the be ee nch, steven ireland, he's not on the bench...

Robin Hood

Albrighton, albrighton running down the wing...

Albrighton albrighton hear the villa sing

Scores with his left, scores with his right

Albrighton, albrighton, albrighton

"that’s amore"

They are big and they're mates

and they come from the states it’s the keepers.

prob needs a second verse!

Delilah - Tom Jones - cos he's welsh

James james james, james collins, la la la la la la x 2

To "Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air"

Dunney, richard dunney, richard dunney in the air...

"New York"

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

I want to see his underpants, Ireland, Ireland

if he can score from there

he'll score from anywhere

its up to you

ireland Ireland de de de de de

He's here, he's there, he's got no **** hair ireland, ireland...

At the bank m'lord, at the bank

At the bank m'lord at the bank

at the bank m'lord, at the bank

Oh milners at the bank...

Slower than me, he's slower than me ee ee,

gareth barry, is slower than me...

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Couldnt sleep last night so ended up thinking about new chants - came up with a load - what do you reckon!!?? UTV

"Adams Family"

His hair it needed shearin,

his nans kept disapearin,

his underpants we're seein,

the ireland family...

"she'll be comin round the mountain"

Ash is comin on a webcam every night,

ash is comin on a web cam every night,

ash is comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam every night.

Fiesta - by the pogues

There was an irish-man called steve,

who played for city but had to leave,

he came to villa to get his chance,

and if he scores he'll be showing us his pants

...da da dada da da dad a da ec etc then Villa

"My old mans a dustman"

Ashley young is magic, he wears an England cap, he plays for aston villa and beats them round the back

He'll score them with his left foot, he'll score them with his right

And when he plays the city, he makes them look like shite

War - Edwin starr

WAR nock de de who does he play for

He plays for aston villa sing it again x 2

He's not on the bench, he's not on the be ee nch, steven ireland, he's not on the bench...

Robin Hood

Albrighton, albrighton running down the wing...

Albrighton albrighton hear the villa sing

Scores with his left, scores with his right

Albrighton, albrighton, albrighton

"that’s amore"

They are big and they're mates

and they come from the states it’s the keepers.

prob needs a second verse!

Delilah - Tom Jones - cos he's welsh

James james james, james collins, la la la la la la x 2

To "Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air"

Dunney, richard dunney, richard dunney in the air...

"New York"

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

I want to see his underpants, Ireland, Ireland

if he can score from there

he'll score from anywhere

its up to you

ireland Ireland de de de de de

He's here, he's there, he's got no **** hair ireland, ireland...

At the bank m'lord, at the bank

At the bank m'lord at the bank

at the bank m'lord, at the bank

Oh milners at the bank...

Slower than me, he's slower than me ee ee,

gareth barry, is slower than me...

DO give up the day time job! These are QUALITY. No more sleep for you tonight then if we're lucky. Nice one!

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Couldnt sleep last night so ended up thinking about new chants - came up with a load - what do you reckon!!?? UTV

"Adams Family"

His hair it needed shearin,

his nans kept disapearin,

his underpants we're seein,

the ireland family...

"she'll be comin round the mountain"

Ash is comin on a webcam every night,

ash is comin on a web cam every night,

ash is comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam,

comin on a webcam every night.

Fiesta - by the pogues

There was an irish-man called steve,

who played for city but had to leave,

he came to villa to get his chance,

and if he scores he'll be showing us his pants

...da da dada da da dad a da ec etc then Villa

"My old mans a dustman"

Ashley young is magic, he wears an England cap, he plays for aston villa and beats them round the back

He'll score them with his left foot, he'll score them with his right

And when he plays the city, he makes them look like shite

War - Edwin starr

WAR nock de de who does he play for

He plays for aston villa sing it again x 2

He's not on the bench, he's not on the be ee nch, steven ireland, he's not on the bench...

Robin Hood

Albrighton, albrighton running down the wing...

Albrighton albrighton hear the villa sing

Scores with his left, scores with his right

Albrighton, albrighton, albrighton

"that’s amore"

They are big and they're mates

and they come from the states it’s the keepers.

prob needs a second verse!

Delilah - Tom Jones - cos he's welsh

James james james, james collins, la la la la la la x 2

To "Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air"

Dunney, richard dunney, richard dunney in the air...

"New York"

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

I want to see his underpants, Ireland, Ireland

if he can score from there

he'll score from anywhere

its up to you

ireland Ireland de de de de de

He's here, he's there, he's got no **** hair ireland, ireland...

At the bank m'lord, at the bank

At the bank m'lord at the bank

at the bank m'lord, at the bank

Oh milners at the bank...

Slower than me, he's slower than me ee ee,

gareth barry, is slower than me...

DO give up the day time job! These are QUALITY. No more sleep for you tonight then if we're lucky. Nice one!

cheers Doug, feelin the pain of no sleep now mind you!!

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Always look on the Albrighton Side of Life- love it. A lot of chants get suggested on here that will never catch on for a number of different reasons but I think this definatly can.... Genius

Also enjoy Ireland's in the Stream, again simple and clever can't see why it wouldn't catch on if was sung enough!

why thank you :)

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i cant wait until we pool all our inventiveness together and sing "there's only one stephen ireland"

FLOL, so true.

Some of the chants in here are brilliant.

I know, it's fecking ghey that we will sing something so generic we basically all start turning into the most average supporters in the league, which is probably someone like a Bolton fan.

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