Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 More natural resources than we first thought? Well, perhaps the sheep have just been breeding more than we expected.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 With this conflict if it does arise we are the Man United and the Referee will be overtly favourable tO us. In regards to the sheep and I believe penguins around there do they still set off landlines there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Always liked the spitting image sketch with the exclusion zone that veered off from the circle to draw around the belgrano... Obviously works better as a visual gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Should not the Falkland Islanders register a claim on Argentina at the UN based upon this same proximity? Well Patagonia is full of Welsh immigrants and Argentina does have a load of fit birds - except for their President who looks like an inside out anus - so maybe you're on to something. Did you see their Ambassador at the UN yesterday? If you believe his description of events then UK has turned the Falklands into a rocky death star capable of annihilating South America. As for the accusation of moving nuclear weapons into the region, does he think people don't know what 'intercontinental ballistic missile' means? Our subs could park off Skegness and still vapourise Buenos Aries if ordered to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Could show them a picture of Skegness to show them what the aftermath of a ballistic missile strike looks like as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Should not the Falkland Islanders register a claim on Argentina at the UN based upon this same proximity? Well Patagonia is full of Welsh immigrants and Argentina does have a load of fit birds - except for their President who looks like an inside out anus - so maybe you're on to something. Did you see their Ambassador at the UN yesterday? If you believe his description of events then UK has turned the Falklands into a rocky death star capable of annihilating South America. As for the accusation of moving nuclear weapons into the region, does he think people don't know what 'intercontinental ballistic missile' means? Our subs could park off Skegness and still vapourise Buenos Aries if ordered to do so. Exactly. We pretty much just flipped the Argies the bird as we are well within our rights to do. I wish we had turned The Falklands into a rocky death star capable of vapourising Argentina at a moments notice. It's the very least they deserved. All they're doing right now is proving that unlike the other foolish nations that have tried to test our resolve in the past, they haven't learned a damn thing. I'm all for a preemptive strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I hope none of this effects the filming of Wipeout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 With any luck they'll cut Richard Hammonds head off and pop it on a spike as a warning. Either side is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Does he actually go there to do his bit ? , I just assumed he did it from a studio in London He could be a double agenst though so best we lop his head off just to be safe though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Trafalgar square would be a nice spot. Stick it under nelsons arm, or on top of the Olympic clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 appears Sean Penn is getting ready for his reprisal rule in "I am Sam" by acting like a retard again but hardly surprising given his track record of defending Chavez and Castro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 He went full retard. Anyway, I'd like to see the Argies try, even with our armed forces in the state they're in. As someone said, they couldn't invade the Vatican successfully, let alone the Falklands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Anyway, I'd like to see the Argies try, even with our armed forces in the state they're in. I thought that too, until Penn got involved. Now it's them AND the Film Actors Guild we don't stand a chance. F.A.G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Haha! We can't content with "Matt Damon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 When I was but a young lad, knee-high to a sod o' turf, I asked my Dad about the Falkands and the Argies; he - having served a few tours over there - would possess (I assumed) an informed, balanced and insightful opinion. I believe his exact words were "nuke 'em till they glow then shoot 'em in the dark". Great fella, my Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 As for the accusation of moving nuclear weapons into the region, does he think people don't know what 'intercontinental ballistic missile' means? I'm sure he does, hence his complaint. You see, Britain's nuclear deterrant is maintained by Trident. A submarine based weapons delievery system. We have never had ICBMs - our weapons delievery system has always been sea based since Polaris. Prior to that is was Skybolt and Bluestreak which were Air based weapons delievery systems. Yes we can nuke the Argies from anywhere on the globe using the subs, but sending one of our subs to the region is more about a little reminder about the Belgrano rather then a threat of smearing BA off the map. On a total side note a fun fact.... the Belgrano saw action in one of the key battles of WWII. A small prize to the person who can tell me which one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2012 Pearl Harbor. And yes, I DID know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 She use to be an American ship if I recall from too much time in history magazines so somewhere in the pacific.... midway?? Ive a feeling she was in or around Pearl Harbour at the time of the attack ... Guess it depends on how you define "saw action" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 And it seems I was too slow ... Curse you fat fingers on an iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Pearl Harbor. And yes, I DID know. :winner: One Internet to the Moonman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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