MikeMcKenna Posted November 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 2, 2011 Just been reading an article via online Times regarding unusual excuses made by people misbehaving that made me nearly piss myself laughing!!! " But the gold cup for most unlikely defence must go to Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old man from Zimbabwe.When he was arrested recently for allegedly having sex with a donkey tied to a tree, Mr Moyo explained that the donkey was actually a prostitute who had changed herself into asinine form while they were having sex.When caught with the donkey in Zvishavane, about 200 miles south of the capital Harare, Mr Moyo said he’d paid $20 to a prostitute in a bar and was surprised by the turn of events their sexual encounter took.He has been charged with bestiality and is being held in custody.The preliminary hearing, however, hosted one of the most unusual lines to be delivered in court. Mr Moyo told the judge: “I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmab Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 WTF !!!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 He likes a nice ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Wasn't there a bloke caught shagging a horse in Evesham, or somewhere like that a year or so back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 The horse came on to me, I'll have you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Nothing surprises me with Evesham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I read this and hee-hawed all the way to the next thread post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 reminds me of the movie - Animal Farm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 6, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 6, 2011 reminds me of the movie - Animal Farm It reminds you of an allegorical story about totalitarian communism by Eric Blair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted November 6, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 6, 2011 Erm I think not. Think more Shaving Ryan's Privates only with chickens! I was young... Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentspornoKnob Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 It is alledged that the reasoning behind the name calling of "Sheep shaggers" to our Welsh friends was explained to me a while ago - not sure if true though Apparantly many years ago it was a crime punishable by death to be found stealing sheep. A clever rustler when knowing he would be apprehended dropped his trousers and claimed that he was actually having sex with the animal. Albeit socially less acceptable (by some margin) it did not carry the death penalty but a relatively short jail sentance so it became a common ruse to escape hanging. Maybe they are just konder to their animals than we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the reasoning behind the name calling of "Sheep shaggers" to our Welsh friends I thought it was because the welsh discover the means of using a sheeps intestine as a condom then the English came along and refined it by removing the intestine from the sheep first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 This sort of thing is quite common in the pleasant Midland market town of WALSALL ! Just the other day, a bloke was in Court for having sex with a Labrador. The judge commented, "How low can you get!!" and the defendant replied, "Well I had a Jack Russell once" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the reasoning behind the name calling of "Sheep shaggers" to our Welsh friends I thought it was because the welsh discover the means of using a sheeps intestine as a condom then the English came along and refined it by removing the intestine from the sheep first You're both wrong. They just really enjoy **** sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 He likes a nice ass. THIS.....cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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