chrisp65 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 It must be in the pipeline, so, how would you spend your film backer money? I'm going with: Director: Woody Allen Jobs played by: Vin Diesel working title: iJobs it's a sure fire hit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Vin Diesel would not be a very good choice for the part of Steve Jobs imo. for a start off he is black Philidelphia era Tom Hanks would be good tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2011 Stephen Fry FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Fairly sure Vin Diesel isn't black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 No chance of a Steve Jobs movie, and if there was one it wouldn't tell the true story. That of him being a grade A rocket polisher. The Jobs love is really doing my head in, the guy was an asshole of the highest order who even ripped off his friends when he had the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Stanley Tucci to play Steve Jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ill wait six months as the better sequel will be out then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Vin Diesel isn't black, he's tanned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I'll wager there will be a Jobs film, the only question is how saintly he'll be portrayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ill wait six months as the better sequel will be out then Or just go and watch a similar movie that will be twice as good but at half the cost ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 How much would a ticket be ? 39.99 a month ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 12, 2011 Administrator Share Posted October 12, 2011 Apple have been granted a patent on any process involved in reproducing moving images. A spokesman from Apple said "We invented everything and we're going to sue you until you can't argue. **** you and the horse you rode in on. We also patented the invention of four legged animals and their use by human riders, even in films made before we invented films". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 12, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2011 Apple™ have been iGranted™ an iPatent™ on any iProcess™ iNvolved™ in iReproducing™ moving iMages™. An iSpokesman™ from Apple™ said "We iNvented™ everything and we're going to iSue™ you until you can't iArgue™. iFuck™ you and the iHorse™ you iRode™ in on. We also iPatented™ the iNvention™ of four iLegged™ iAnimals™ and their iUse™ by iHuman™ iRiders™, even in iFilms™ made before we iNvented™ iFilms™".iFixed™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 iDead™ 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Blow Jobs with Ron Jeremy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 iHaveADream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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