hogso Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Have you seen the Giants in game yet? If not, tell me if you can get close enough to look up one of their skirts when you do see one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Good god. And I have to share a home town with this man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'm at Northwind Summit and have just defeated a dragon there, yet the soul did not absorb. Then I proceeded to the wall next to it expecting to learn another shout, yet it isn't working. Any ideas what's wrong? Sadly it appears you are not Dragonborn. You must now spend 120 hours working at the lumber mill in Riverwood before marrying a skank and dying from an unfortunate encounter with a mudcrab. Everyone who plays Skyrim will follow a different path, sadly destiny dictates that yours will be crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 This is far too addictive. Level 34 now having played 45+ hours. I still haven't really touched on the main quest, apart from what I did near the start. My current stats (the main ones I used) are as follows: Heavy Armor - 78 Block - 62 One-handed - 68 Destruction - 51 Restoration - 43 Enchanting - 47 Smithing - 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Just noticed Hogso's new name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarethRDR Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Just noticed Hogso's new name. Nice one mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Bwahaha In case you are curious here is the gay elf sex scene from DA:O. Christ that is still so funny. I also just watched a video from Mass Effect 2 of male Shepard 'getting some chocolate' with Jacob Am I messed :? Finally got my Smithing up to 100 today, and level 40 overall to go along with it. This has given me a very good reason to progress the start of the main quest just a little so random Dragons start to appear. Then I can actually get some dragon armour, awwww yeeeeeeeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2011 Just finished The Dark Brotherhood questline, absolutely fantastic stuff. There are some very clever parts which only come to light if you've listened to/come across different characters earlier in the game. Definitely my favourite part of the game so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czechlad Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 :shock: :shock: :shock: Do you even do anything aside from pick pocketing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'm at Northwind Summit and have just defeated a dragon there, yet the soul did not absorb. Then I proceeded to the wall next to it expecting to learn another shout, yet it isn't working. Any ideas what's wrong? Sadly it appears you are not Dragonborn. You must now spend 120 hours working at the lumber mill in Riverwood before marrying a skank and dying from an unfortunate encounter with a mudcrab. Everyone who plays Skyrim will follow a different path, sadly destiny dictates that yours will be crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 So I can kill a dragon, but a sabre cat will absolutely rape me to pieces. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 So I can kill a dragon, but a sabre cat will absolutely rape me to pieces. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 So I can kill a dragon, but a sabre cat will absolutely rape me to pieces. :| I just shout at them and they turn into pussy cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Also, is there a speech option for 'Mock the Jarl's stupid accent'? "Yuu arr thdraaaganboorn?!" Take some elocution lessons, you tuppenny rent-a-viking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The voice actor who had decided to do an impression of Arnie is the best thing about this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 My favourite repeated phrases by NPCs; " You've been a good friend to me. That means something " - usually said by people you've just beaten down in a fist fight " No Lollygaggin' " " You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. CURVED! SWORDS! " Khajit specials; " You'll make a fine rug, cat! " " I killed my cousins cat...think I'll do the same to you! " " Is that fur? Coming out of yer ears? " - said by the most dull sounding retarded guard ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I used to be an adventurer... then I took an arrow to the knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 My favourite repeated phrases by NPCs; " You've been a good friend to me. That means something " - usually said by people you've just beaten down in a fist fight " No Lollygaggin' " " You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. CURVED! SWORDS! " Khajit specials; " You'll make a fine rug, cat! " " I killed my cousins cat...think I'll do the same to you! " " Is that fur? Coming out of yer ears? " - said by the most dull sounding retarded guard ever There's a certain prisoner at some point in the game who mentions he is in for "murder, thievery, banditry.... oh, and lollygagging"! Also, the furry ears refers to your werewolf status I think, it gets said to my Breton all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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