Prebbz Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 You are facing a large bear and have a few seconds to act, do you.... a) Take the large fresh salmon you have just caught and throw it to distract the bear, hoping he eats it etc or pull the shotgun out of your backpack and shoot the bear This will help settle an arguement we are having at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 c) Keep browsing Villatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Shoot the word removed right in the testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Watch a lady having a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I Take each bear as it comes, the 4 F principle. Find - Pretty obvious. Feed - Give the lad some food, show him you care. Friend - The previous F should show you are looking for friendship and this usually is enough to make the step into 'friendship zone' Family - Once the Friendship is established, take him back to your family. I've got 84 bears. Successful technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 or d) get on with your job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prebbz Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 am i missing what that has to do with a fish or a bear lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I would throw the fish for the bear, giving him great hope that he will be getting a meal. Then just as he's running for the fish I would shoot him. Now that would be harsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2010 am i missing what that has to do with a fish or a bear lol Dani Behr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yogi likes 'em dumb and blond, Dani, Dani Yogi likes 'em dumb and blond, Dani, Dani Behr Dani, Dani Behr Dani, Dani Behr Yogi likes 'em dumb and blond, Dani, Dani Behr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larscapaldi Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Shoot the bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'd sneak away whilst it was having a shit. Bears *do* shit in the woods, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2010 This is an utterly ridiculous premise. I could never catch a salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 If he thought I was after his babies, food would be the last of his concerns, so I'd be more likely to just shoot him just to be sure, as long as I could get 2 rounds off before he got to me and the gun was fairly good. I think then i'd be alright. as long as they hit his head. I don't know how strong his skull is, but surely 2 shots to the head from close range would take him out. More effective than throwing a salmon towards him anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prebbz Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 you only have time for one shot and one shot only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Then I might take out one of his knees and take off running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Try shooting him in the face, if it doesn't work see if you can distract him with the fish, or maybe vice-versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 What is the shotgun loaded with? If it's bird shot, then you aint stopping a bear with it, so throw it the salmon. If it's buck shot, then you'll probably stop it for a bit, so shoot the bear and run. If it's a slug, then you're definitely stopping the bear with it, so shoot the bear, and skin it for a nice new rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'd bring my T-Rex to the party and sit back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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