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I forget VA is from Oxfordshire, it explains a lot. Quick replies due to six fingers etc.

 

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Oxfordshire isn't on the Isle of Man -_-

 

Anyway, I'd keep quiet if I were you. Isle of Wight, indeed.

 

 

Aha, well we are debating having a bridge, but we don't want no mainland folk coming over, drinking our weak beer, sleeping with the sheep.

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Recycling tip:

Don't just discard the corks from your wine bottles - line them up on your kitchen windowsill and use them as ammunition in your righteous battle against the neighbours' cats shitting in your garden.

I suggest you take a shit in your area neighbours garden to make a point.
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Recycling tip:

 

Don't just discard the corks from your wine bottles - line them up on your kitchen windowsill and use them as ammunition in your righteous battle against the neighbours' cats shitting in your garden.

 

If that doesn't work? Fill the bottle with petrol, upholstery foam and a rag.

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It's surprising VA has access to electricity and I'm pretty sure his internet is powered by a tractor. [emoji57]

Our MP is minister for the Internet or some crap so you'd expect us to have decent broadband around here.

Well that's not the case because I can't even get **** BT Infinity!

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