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The misses just made me laugh, she had to come and pick me up today from work and by doing that was late for a family meal. When she does get to the meal I ruin it because I'm on the phone about this child pornography thing and me fretting about interpol. Tonight she's taking the little un to the fair in town, she says what's going to happen tonight? I say bugger all I'm being boring and watching columbo, surely I can't get in trouble watching columbo.

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The misses just made me laugh, she had to come and pick me up today from work and by doing that was late for a family meal. When she does get to the meal I ruin it because I'm on the phone about this child pornography thing and me fretting about interpol. Tonight she's taking the little un to the fair in town, she says what's going to happen tonight? I say bugger all I'm being boring and watching columbo, surely I can't get in trouble watching columbo.

At least until the police call you back saying "about this afternoon, just one more thing..."

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I have to admit I have had the same warning as RV on my laptop twice  :blush:

 

Same thing, wasn't looking at anything illegal (I assume anal fisting midgets isn't illegal?) and had the shock of my life! Said I could unlock my computer if i made a payment to the Cheshire Constabulary! Put me right off my tug. 

 

 

 

edit: see link

http://malwaretips.com/blogs/police-central-e-crime-unit-virus/

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Nothing. I did it myself. I'm no tech wizz but what i did seems to have worked (can't exactly remember what I did!)

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So that advert comes from porn?... I remember having to get that off somebody's laptop at work. I have a feeling that person is a friend of mine... maybe I'll have to ask her...

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Right I'll have the mrs try then. I'm ready for the knackers yard, my knee and back are killing. The bloke who sometimes helps with our dog suffers terrible with his back, he just popped round and said if you want anything strong let me know. He mentioned morphine which got me thinking, have I created enough trouble tonight?? Morphine would certainly help.

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Right I'll have the mrs try then. I'm ready for the knackers yard, my knee and back are killing. The bloke who sometimes helps with our dog suffers terrible with his back, he just popped round and said if you want anything strong let me know. He mentioned morphine which got me thinking, have I created enough trouble tonight?? Morphine would certainly help.

 

Drugs can be used for medicinal purposes as well... ;)

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If you can get hold of any ketaprofen then that stuff is magical instantly solve any problem you have. It's basically ibuprofen but with ketamine.

I had a tube once and it was amazingly good then my mum borrowed it and I never saw it again

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