Rino8 Posted February 11, 2009 Visiting Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2009 by the way someone needs to put this thread up for thread of the year by the way, on any site brilliant stuff from all contributors, I am sure our Yorkshire hero is pissing himselfNot sure he'll ever see all this actually. James Milner doesn't believe in the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner read all 1,225 pages of Leo Tolstoys "war & peace" in 3 minutes and 24 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 he read it using brail with his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Whilst he grabbed a power nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMcKenna Posted February 11, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jim Jiminey Jim Jiminey Jim Jim cher-oo ! Milner's the winger in claret and blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i think i love this bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 best thing to do is refer to him as 'our Jimmy' that will get him going...and yes i think he is excellent - favourite player by a country mile - come on Jimmy my boy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 When James Milner was 12 years old a Terminator sent from the future tried to kill him. Since then Milner has been very sceptical of Sir Alex Ferguson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demy87 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Materrazi told zidane "im glad im playing against you and not milner", so zidane head butted him! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mr T: "Get some nuts" Milner: "Whatchoo talkin bout fool?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is so hard, he **** the large hadron collider when he blinked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner while in the England team hotel last night broke Ronnie O'Sullivan's world record time for a maximum 147 break at snooker. Word on the street is that he did it left handed and using a sheppards crook rather than a snooker cue as he doesn't and I quote "believe in that there modern muck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner likes petrol on his weetabix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is so clever, he invented the internal combustion engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner fed the 5000 with a yorkshire pudding and toad in the hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner invented and still owns the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner will be holding his Birch shirt up before the Chelsea game from the Holte End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner's rhymes are so potent that in this small segment he made all the lady listeners pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2009 The character of Jack Bauer in 24 is actually based on our very own James Milner only they had to tone it down a little and make him appear a little softer for the benefit of the viewers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner **** up Dirty Harry, and made him sit on a desk job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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