sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Barack Obama is James Milner's understudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milners goal at Blackburn was one big goal for man, and one giant goal for mankind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James milner invented cheese rolling and can still be found taking part in this pass time on the yorkshire dales in the dark in a hard hat with a torch on it using mini cheddars. James milner still eats and owns majority shares in bully beef and tripe. James milner owns emmerdale farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milners holiday in 1975 was the inspiration for the Evil Dead movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner thinks Stethoscopes are for wimps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemi Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner dunks Sheffield made steel girders in his brew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianrobo1 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hope you didn't mind me nicking the 'little known James Milner facts' thread as inspiration for my Milner piece. Just thought his Yorkshire-ness sums up how much of a working-class hero he's rapidly becoming for Villa. Also nice that Villa fans can affectionately take the p"£$ out of one of their own. thats fine Matt you gave us the credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James milner is form a middle class background Dad Peter is a quantity surveyor, mum Lesley an estate agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemi Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has a coal mine in his back garden, he mines the coal himself using his jawbone to slice it off and then uses it in his house which is built from brown bread, grime, slate and gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is related to Aunt Bessie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James milner crossed the channel in a gravy boat,He nailed his fingers together to make a paddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is related to Aunt Bessie James Milner is Aunt Bessie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 At Everton - "Are you Bessie in disguise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner hit a rabbit on Sutton high street the other day - he got out of his car and said - 'oh dear 'appen we'll 'av it for us tea' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is Tron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The Milner family go to Pontefract on their summer holidays, coz its nice to get away from it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The family name of "Milner" comes from a hybrid of the two trades - Miller, and Miner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendelc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner does not and will never eat quiche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner finds salad offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner would rather sport a flat cap than an England cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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