kieran84 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James milner invented tarmac. James milner works on every farm in the country. James milner carries adult farmyard animals around leeds highstreet every night at midnight to "keep on t toes". James milner powers his combined harvester on hovis and gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 He got juice like the president, he's makin' players hesitant Invite him to your house and he'll be chillin' like a resident Yes, cuz he's that type of man Cuz he makes himself at home no matter where is. he got it rollin' like thunder, makin' y'all wonder Why he's on top with all the other players under he makes no errors, mistakes or blunders It's like a wedding, let no man put asunder His name is Young JM, he likes to place the ball well Cuz when he gets up on the pitch and just release his spell It's no hocus-pocus, he'll just get you into focus And swarm all over you just like a horde of locusts Smooth operator, female persuader Spot a fly girl and in a week he's gonna date her He got the kind of style for the here and the now And he can do it cuz he got know-how, you know what he's sayin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James milner celebrated his enlgand senior call up by necking 2000 shots of assorted gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myb Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 It was actually James Milner that landed the plane on the Hudson River. He just couldn't be arsed with the fuss after so let the other pilot take the credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner will single handly defeat all Somalian pirates using his belt and a clip aroud the ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Whilst other people have lunchtime snacks of packets of crisps, chocolate bars or a lightly-filled sandwich, James Milner opens up a toolbox and has a light snack of bolts, hubs and tacs, with turps to wash it down with afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Martin O'neill doesnt give team talks to Jimmy. Jimmy gives team talks to martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner chills out every weekend at the Black Country Living museum doing a 16 hour shift down pit, on his lunch break he runs to Villa park and does us proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 ...James Milner invented the Black Country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner doesn't drink bitter. Bitter drinks James Milner. James Milner invented /b/ :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyM Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANVANDAL Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner drinks Kryptonite Smoothie's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is a Goonie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocafella Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myb Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 ^^ because it's funny?? get a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner thinks this is the best thread this forum's ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 11, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads. **** off don't read the thread then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Rumour has it that James Milner has stopped the use of the Villa team bus, he prefers to take the players,staff and baggage to away fixtures on his horse and cart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demy87 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Jesus this forum is heading downhill, why is this in the main forum section? And spare me the "**** off don't read the thread then" bullshit as the mods on here usually are pretty crisp when it comes to throwing away pointless threads. Well james milner ownes VillaTalk, so the mods cant do anything, as they work for Jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner will eat Rocafella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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