TrentVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2009 Its a little know fact that James Milner is the only player allowed to play in the football league without shin pads, this is due to the fact his shin bones are made out of granite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner does quite 'get' Mayonnaise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner isn't built like a brick-shithouse. Brick shit-houses are built like James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner would rather sport a flat cap than an England cap Tilll wednsday, then he will eat it with some nutty slack and old engine oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendelc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has a pet shire horse called john. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is the reason Qwick fit changed their slogan due to false advertising and in turn inspiring Barrak Obamas presidential candidates slogan "You cant get better than a qwick fit fitter!"....... YES WE CAN - James Milner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NulliSecundus Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 lmao this thread is brilliant. James Milner invented religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The last man to question the northern working class roots of James Milner, was lord lucan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner built the solar system from some lumps he found in his armpit one afternoon. James Milner can't get cancer. Cancer gets James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didiersix Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has no friends in the world except his pet kestrel Kes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendelc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milners testicles are in fact snooker balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner once threw a horse shoe 57 miles from Leeds that ended up in Whitby, with the horse attached Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner once accidentally walked into a wine bar after an away game in the South. So horrified he was when he realised what he'd done he immediately burnt down the entire town of St Albans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazzy Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 ok... whats the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 ok... whats the joke? A more 'northern' version of this sort of thing, really. Seeing as you've now posted in this thread Tazzy - you owe us a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner gets up half an hour before he goes to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner gets up half an hour before he goes to bed James Milner never goes to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted February 10, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner ate Shergar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner invented bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted February 10, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2009 In his spare time James designs hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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