Rino8 Posted February 9, 2009 Visiting Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2009 Milner isn't travelling with the England squad to Spain, he's running. Across water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Milner isn't travelling with the England squad to Spain, he's running. Across water. what you on about? he's walking there on his hands - across water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner has just announced that he has turned down the Chelsea job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianrobo1 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner got the Birmingham post to read us There’s a light-hearted thread on an Aston Villa fans’ website re-cycling a host of Northern stereotypes as ‘little known facts’ about James Milner. The made-up Milner trivia affectionately suggests the Villa winger races whippets, survives on one piece of coal a fortnight and smokes Woodbines. It is all written from a position of great fondness by supporters who appreciate the 23-year-old’s increasing contribution to the claret and blue cause. As it is, the most appropriate stereotype the web wags on popular fans’ forum Villa Talk have come up with is likening Milner to the boy from the latest Hovis commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendelc Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Milner plays darts with scaffold tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CockneyVilla Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Milner plays darts with scaffold tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner wipes his arse with The Mercury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFoSho Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner can have his cake and eat it. Hell, he can have YOUR cake and eat it if he wants... But he doesn't, because cake is for sissies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted February 9, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner got the Birmingham post to read us There’s a light-hearted thread on an Aston Villa fans’ website re-cycling a host of Northern stereotypes as ‘little known facts’ about James Milner. The made-up Milner trivia affectionately suggests the Villa winger races whippets, survives on one piece of coal a fortnight and smokes Woodbines. It is all written from a position of great fondness by supporters who appreciate the 23-year-old’s increasing contribution to the claret and blue cause. As it is, the most appropriate stereotype the web wags on popular fans’ forum Villa Talk have come up with is likening Milner to the boy from the latest Hovis commercial That's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 off topic but VT is getting quite a bit of publicity lately from the papers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatKendrick Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hope you didn't mind me nicking the 'little known James Milner facts' thread as inspiration for my Milner piece. Just thought his Yorkshire-ness sums up how much of a working-class hero he's rapidly becoming for Villa. Also nice that Villa fans can affectionately take the p"£$ out of one of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Mickey Mouse wears a James Milner watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 isnt this turning into the salifou/chuck norris jokes all over again? slam a revolving door, tears cure cancer etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner once lead a thousand horses to the Lune Aqueduct and made every single one of them drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner thinks MatKendrick is a lazy journalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner once fed 5000 peasants with five loaves and two fishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I wonder if Milner has seen that article and this thread? I doubt he trusts the interent though, such a thing of witch craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner CAN get owt from nowt!... And its down to real hard work kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I wonder if Milner has seen that article and this thread? I doubt he trusts the interent though, such a thing of witch craft James Milner have no interwebs. James Milner SMASH interwebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeefc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Mulner invented the following: Chips & Gravy The Internet The Bicycle Kick (Sorry Doug) The internal Combustion Engine and Time Travel he is also a Prime Number and if you convert the letters in his name into numbers you get Pi and 42 (the answer to life, the universe and everything) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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