Jondaken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner does not use a watch. HE decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoSaunders Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Carlsberg had to put 'Probably' in their slogan to avoid a lawsuit from James Milner, as he would definitely make the best lager in the world...if he could be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danaldo3 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner carried the entire sqaud to newcastle away ... before runnin back to brum because he forgot his halftime hotpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner shot JKF, was the 1st man in space WITHOUT the need for a suit or rocket and scares the crap out of Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatKendrick Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner CAN believe its not butter. Just re-visited this thread after a few days away - that is brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner really did throw a kitchen sink at Chris Kirkland against Wigan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosworth_villa Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 (not sure if this one has been said as im not reading 33pages ) James Milner lost his virginity before his dad James Milner can slam a revolving door Jesus can walk on water but James Milner can swim through land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Now that James Milner is on footballers wages, and gets used to the money, he gets out of the bath to have a piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner invented onion gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner can piss into gale force winds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 The 4 bankers who made apologies to the nation did so after a visit from james Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 James Milner does not use a watch. HE decides what time it is. That's because in James Milner's world it's always time for business. That's why he calls it business time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 James Milner founded the Needless Alley Chippy, inventing the perfect Chips and Gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjinus Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 This is addictive... - Joe Satriani copied James Milner's hit single Viva La Puddin' - James Milner can put a chewit in his mouth without chewing - Minstrels melt in James Milner's hands - During rush hour, James Milner was known to span the Tyne to ease the gridlock - James Milner doesn't blame it on the boogie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 James Milner, can certainly stop after popping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalyvilla Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 james milner uses sandpaper as toilet roll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjinus Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 James Milner knows the last digit of pi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalyvilla Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 james milner can successfully use an ashtray whilst on a motorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 James Milner can read the entirity of this thread without losing the will to live. Not sure whether Chuck Norris could, but then he's probably heard them all before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Jimmy, can eat dog shit, and make it look like porterhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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