TrentVilla Posted February 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2009 The Villa team bus no longer has an engine, Milner pushes it to and from games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The leaning tower of Pisa leans under strict orders by James Milner that nothing is perfect apart from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laursen1977 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The leaning tower of Pisa was perfectly straight, until James Milner leant on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2009 You know the game show hole in the wall? Well the who do you think makes the holes? Yep Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzyc Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 not only was he the first man to walk on the moon, he also designed the rocket that took him there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzyc Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 milner was able to rest on the fifth day not wait until the seventh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Randy_Villan Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Milner didn't have to board Noah's arch, because he would have sunk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 in the yorkshire village of bradford there is a statue of james. They put it up when he threatened to move every building into leeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 A meteorite didn't wipe out the dinosaurs, James Milner did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner was once punched by the wall on Total Wipeout....... The wall is still in a deep coma....... James Milner doesn't need to ask the audience. James Milner is the Higgs Bosun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalhead_villain Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 craig gardner is shit scared of james milner XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner killed Kenny in 234 episodes of South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodnedalla Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Yesterday Jimmy Milner left his house in Leeds at 3am and walked to the pit. He did a 10 hour shift and at 1pm jogged to Blackburn in his hob nailed boots, pausing on the way for a pint o' Tetleys and fish and chips out o t' paper. He arrived at Blackburn 5 mins before k.o. played, scored, ran 15 miles during the game and afterwards ran back to Leeds for an evening shift at the fire station, eating a suet pudding on the run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner can put a cat amongst the pigeons whilst having his cake and eating it, without any unforeseen consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted February 8, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2009 Not sure what the point of this thread is - everyone knows James Milner is something grown-ups invented just to scare children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Father Christmas believes in James Milner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gshaw Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 when Darwin invented the concept of 'survival of the fittest' he had James Milner in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 james milner can divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner only eats crusts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 9, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2009 James Milner wanted to score straight from the corner but Barry told him not to show off and to play a 1/2 first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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