DeanoSaunders Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Use of Google on Villa's computers has decreased dramatically this year with people preferring to ask James Milner their question via a text message.. The reply is always faster and more detailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodnedalla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Just before the Hull away game James Milner climbed Mount Everest in his swim shorts.........wearing flippers.........and a blindfold, just for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2009 You can find James Milner on Google earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner wrote War and Peace whilst waiting for the wall to retreat 10 yards before he took a free kick. Steven Hawkins multi-million seller "A Brief History of Time" was stolen from a throw away comment made by James Milner regarding the Big Bang whilst he was restructuring the NASA space exploration programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Breaking news: James Milner has bought Manchester City to use the stadium as a mixing bowl for his Yorkshire Pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Stewart Downing is wearing that bandage after he shook hands with James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner doesn't play for England. England plays for James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner just refused to play tonight for England it was hot and he didnt want to remove his bin liner from under his shirt - simple as that, and Capello said 'thats fine boss have a cup of Bovril and relax' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demy87 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 St James Park was named after milner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner beat Spain 2-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner awards caps to England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I told you James would rather doff a flat cap than an England cap. In a pre-match interview, James was asked whether he would like an England cap tonight, to where he cordually replied "Nar, am 'appy with ma flat cap fanks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner left the stadium at half time to do a bit of bare chested bullfighting before the flight home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner resurrected General Franco, had a couple of beers with him, bought him a pasty and put him back, before going back to Malaga airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner's mum has never been to Iceland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 james Milner doesnt appreciate yogurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner lives in Yorkshire pudding land, where it rains gravy and people get paid with coal and smog in jars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner lives in Yorkshire pudding land, where it rains gravy and people get paid with coal and smog in jars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabisabivilla Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 James Milner walked to the north pole with his sleeves rolled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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