kieran84 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner started the boer war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner was the original Mr. T, but he was too cool for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner stopped the industrial revolution. James Milner WAS the industrial revolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshare Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 mr t : hey jimmy i need your help, i'm going to be in a tv series where i play a hard man - but i really need a catchphrase or something jimmy m : shut up, fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 mr t : hey jimmy i need your help, i'm going to be in a tv series where i play a hard man - but i really need a catchphrase or something jimmy m : shut up, fool hahahahahahahahaha pissing myself here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I heard they got those lines out of James Milners personal diary. When I say diary, I mean the writings in the concrete pavement he made with his fingernails. And when he ran out of fingernails, his teeth. And when he ran out of teeth, his tail bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner would eat Ant and Dec and ignore the spiders on I'm a celebrity get me out of here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner is ron jeremy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner is Jeremy Kyle in a PVC mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshare Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 marco materazzi : hey zizou - you know that auction you lost on ebay last night for a used jimmy milner jock strap zidane : yeah, cant believe it went up to 46 million euros m m : well it was me who won it, ha ha zidane : you w@nker take that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner has only ever worn 2 jockstraps. One was sold on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 James Milner is Anchorman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenz Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 James Milner has been confirmed as this years oscar winner for leading male, after Hovis made a 122sec short of his life so far... Originally intended to celebrate Milner's 122nd birthday, the short film was so successful it is now being aired as the brands flagship commercial. Milner - The Teen Years It is thought that Milner will also fashion an oscar for himself made only of spare gramophone parts, mud and 4oz of bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelight66 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Once a foolhardy left back tried taking a razor to Milner. Sadly for the footballing assailant our James bled only Bovril, and after downing a loaf of Hovis he went on to fashion a flat cap of pain out of discarded WW1 anti-personnel mines. The poor Gillingham bastard has never been seen again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 The fifty pence piece that hit the linesman standing near the dugout at the Portsmouth match had actually ricocheted off James Milner who was defending a corner at the North Stand end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 James Milner was asked to do Strictly Come Dancing until experiments at Oxford University discovered the only thing that would prevent the apocalyptic paradox this would create is to get the Hadron Collider working at 436%. The Hadron Collider did not work so Milner is yet to dance. We are awaiting the test results to see the effect on the universe if he appears on Dancing on Ice. It is not thought to be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 When Chuck Norris masturbates, its the image of James Milner that finishes him off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 james milner has his own christian based religion channel. channel 595 on sky only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 James Milner IS his own religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 ...and his own personal jesus. reach out and touch faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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