Laursen1977

Our squad cost £87 million to assemble. Theirs costs about £67 million. (They've got a £17 million striker in Jo as well) They also spent £10 million on Beattie and McFadden....£9 million on Johnson....£5 million on Kroldup.... How you working out that if they had our finances they'd be top 4? They've probably had more than us over the years.

I've just seen the news that I've been waiting for, the 'Josef Fritzl Incest Trial' starts today. I don't know about you, but I know I'll be signing up and giving it a go.

That's the funniest joke on here.

To any of the smart arses saying we should never have changed from 4 - 5 - 1.... .....just read this thread, nobody was saying we should stick with 4 - 5 - 1 apart from myself. So I don't think anybody can criticise MON for the formation change...(apart from me obviously)

29 - 0 That was too easy, had the chance to score the try about 5 times.

17 - 0 now. England running riot.

The whole appeal of Felliani is that he's a donkey with brilliant hair. Now he's just a donkey.

Would have been more subtle if she'd just wrote 'McCleish is shit' I like the bit about the Blues fan with his can of lager

Wish I'd taken my girlfriend to Villa Park for Valentines, I reckon she'd have punched me in the face

That's because England have no discipline.

Rent. And by rent, I mean legally download Where can I 'rent' a film from?

Great try that.

The Godfather said he'd make Milner an offer he couldn't refuse, but Milner refused it.

After going 17 points up on the same opposition.... If we maintain what we got against them last season.... That would give us 77 points, which was more than Liverpool got to take 4th last season, which was the highest total for 4th ever....

The leaning tower of Pisa was perfectly straight, until James Milner leant on it.

Joe Calzaghe today retired from boxing after hearing James Milner was set to enter the light heavyweight division.

Linesman saw it, nothing the FA can do.

To be fair Gerrard Carragher Hyppia Reina Skrtel For the price of Fellaini

Hear hear...wait..oh.

You running with medicine balls attached to your legs?? What kind of a post is that??? Just commenting on how slow it is. Don't take it to heart. There's another 10 minutes to come off that time.

You running with medicine balls attached to your legs??

Yep. We got 27 last year. 21 so far this season.

Doubt it. Gabby makes goals out of nothing. Carew doesn't. Based on what stats? The stats CLEARLY show John Carew to score more often than Gabby when he's on the pitch. Look, I'm making a point here - I too would also start Gabby ahead of John Carew. That is because of what I have seen so far this season. NOT because of what stats do and don't say. In fact, you just blew your whole arguement out of the water and proved me right. You're using STATS to 'prove' we are a better team without John Carew (as it suits your personal opinion) When the STATS 'prove' John Carew to be

Doubt it. Gabby makes goals out of nothing. Carew doesn't.