rjshare Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The phrase "raining cats and dogs" was invented by James Milner. He was passing the old Datsun cars factory one day and farted, causing the factory to explode horribly. As he was standing with the wreckage ofthe factory and its contents falling around him, he commented "Ay up, it's raining Datsun Cogs". Unfortunately, during the translation from Yorkshire to English, the phrase was slightly misunderstood. :notworthy: man, you got to get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2009 My mate pulled James MIlner's sister last night and has asked her out. She is yet to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 My mate pulled James MIlner's sister last night and has asked her out. She is yet to respond. Has he asked Milners permission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born-Not-Made Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Your mate is a **** dead man lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wof Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner was hewn out of coal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born-Not-Made Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner turns coal into diamonds with his bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner only requires one single solitary square of toilet paper to wipe his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry'sboots Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner only requires one single solitary square of toilet paper to wipe his arse. ...... and he doesn't even fold it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner doesn't need to dry himself after a shower, the shower dries him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanireland Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 weetabix needs james milner to get through the day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born-Not-Made Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner can fold a sheet of A4 13 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 James Milner can fold a sheet of A4 13 times. With one hand behind his back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 James Milner is becoming a very,very good footballer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 James Milner choreographed Stifler's dance-off scene in American Pie 3. It was based on a Christmas party dance-off between Milner and former Leeds and Aston Villa manager David O'Leary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshare Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 if you wake up tomorrow morning...its because james milner has allowed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennyIMMY Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 If James Milner wanted, he could have a word with Sepp Blatter and win us the 2018 world cup bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Supermans powers are modelled on those of James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennyIMMY Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 James Milner won the man of the match award in the 66 world cup final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMarlon Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 James Milner won the man of the match award in the 66 world cup final. James Milner also scored every goal in that game. Even the German goals, just because he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Real one this...(even though not sure if situation is still the same) Whilst at Newcastle there was a thing on Football Focus which said that Milner didnt have an agent...he didnt see the point, just allowed the PFA to do his negotiations...which all players did that rather than having those merchants take all the money... it is down to those **** holes that players are on astronomical wages. Just liek the bloody bankers :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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