MagicMarlon Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Real one this...(even though not sure if situation is still the same) Whilst at Newcastle there was a thing on Football Focus which said that Milner didnt have an agent...he didnt see the point, just allowed the PFA to do his negotiations...which all players did that rather than having those merchants take all the money... it is down to those **** holes that players are on astronomical wages. Just liek the bloody bankers :evil: James Milner does not need an agent and James Milner does not get paid. By default James Milner has a bank balance of infinity and this will never decrease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Real one this...(even though not sure if situation is still the same) Whilst at Newcastle there was a thing on Football Focus which said that Milner didnt have an agent...he didnt see the point, just allowed the PFA to do his negotiations...which all players did that rather than having those merchants take all the money... it is down to those **** holes that players are on astronomical wages. Just liek the bloody bankers :evil: James Milner does not need an agent and James Milner does not get paid. By default James Milner has a bank balance of infinity and this will never decrease. James Milner has no need for money. If James Milner asks for something, you give it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Real one this...(even though not sure if situation is still the same) Whilst at Newcastle there was a thing on Football Focus which said that Milner didnt have an agent...he didnt see the point, just allowed the PFA to do his negotiations...which all players did that rather than having those merchants take all the money... it is down to those **** holes that players are on astronomical wages. Just liek the bloody bankers :evil: James Milner does not need an agent and James Milner does not get paid. By default James Milner has a bank balance of infinity and this will never decrease. James Milner has no need for money. If James Milner asks for something, you give it to him. The face of James Milner will be printed on money from 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastleBromVilla Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Real one this...(even though not sure if situation is still the same) Whilst at Newcastle there was a thing on Football Focus which said that Milner didnt have an agent...he didnt see the point, just allowed the PFA to do his negotiations...which all players did that rather than having those merchants take all the money... it is down to those **** holes that players are on astronomical wages. Just liek the bloody bankers :evil: James Milner does not need an agent and James Milner does not get paid. By default James Milner has a bank balance of infinity and this will never decrease. James Milner has no need for money. If James Milner asks for something, you give it to him. The face of James Milner will be printed on money from 2011 Whilst in other news, Paulie Malignaggi's face will be printed on toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_Wren Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Richard Dunne listens to James Milner. Richard Dunne is a double hard bastard. James Milner has Richard Dunnes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 James Milner only plays for Villa to warm up, after the game he runs home to Newcastle. His PB is 2.27.956 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 James Milner’s first wife was Joan de Arc but the marriage was dissolved following a heated row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granville Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were. The Beatles... Were just a band. Led Zepplin... Just a band. The Beach Boys... Just a band. The Sex Pistols... Just a band. The Clash... Just a band. Crass... Just a band. Minor Threat... Just a band. The Cure... Just a band. The Smiths... Just a band. Nirvana... Just a band. The Pixies... Just a band. Oasis... Just a band. Radiohead... Just a band. Bloc Party... Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys... Just a band. James Milner... Not just a band, in fact he's much better than any of those prancing, noise making idiots so you can put him on the most ridiculous pedestal you can imagine. The original lyrics to Thou shalt always kill. Edited to fit the tune a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojskovoda Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fact: James Milner will be eating Christmas dinner on Christmas day and will still play amazing the next day against Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fact. James Milner has no feet, he was born with boots and was doing keepie ups at 2 months old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You don't need a team of James Milner's to win things, just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mammoth10 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fact: James Milner will be eating Christmas dinner on Christmas day and will still play amazing the next day against Arsenal. Fact: James Milner told the Premier League to move this game to the 27th so he could enjoy his Xmas lunch then have a jog down to London on Boxing Day to blow off the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 James Milner can kick the ball so hard that if he either needed or wanted to he could play a one-two off of the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 When James Milner lies on his back, he burns his bellend on the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 16, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2009 James Milner's shot against Sunderland didn't stop at the net, in an event missed by the cameras. It in fact burst through the net, ploughed through a crowd of fat geordies, broke a hole in the stadium of light and continued to rise. Scientists have said that the ball is in fact still rising and has reached the outer reaches of the solar system. They have measured it's trajectory and concluded that there are some rocks on Pluto that look like goalposts, and the ball is heading directly for the top corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 16, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2009 My mate pulled James MIlner's sister last night and has asked her out. She is yet to respond. Has he asked Milners permission? I doubt it. But apparently she's turned him down. Gutted to be honest, I'd have used that relationship to my advantage!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloBarnesi Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It in fact burst through the net, ploughed through a crowd of fat geordies, broke a hole in the stadium of light and continued to rise. Mackems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 16, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2009 potato potato (that doesn't really work on a message board) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 The only man Big John is scared of is James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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