rjw63 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Damn, didnt realise...will edit ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class whank him off. I said "Son, that's three schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 29, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2011 Amy Winehouse gets to the pearly gates and sees Michael Jackson standing there with St. Peter. "Michael!", she exclaims, "How great that they sent another musical genius to welcome me!" Jacko turns to St. Peter and says "Who's this horsefaced bitch, and where are all these Norwegian kids you promised me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Amy Winehouse gets to the pearly gates and sees Michael Jackson standing there with St. Peter. "Michael!", she exclaims, "How great that they sent another musical genius to welcome me!" Jacko turns to St. Peter and says "Who's this horsefaced bitch, and where are all these Norwegian kids you promised me?" I laughed out loud, I feel terrible for doing so but I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 So did I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I feel bad for laughing, but... What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an Eton schoolboy? A polar bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 What's got 4 legs and one arm? A very happy polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted August 6, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2011 What's got 4 legs and one arm? A very happy polar bear Hahahaha! love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 BBC NEWS: "Polar bear attacks school party & kills teenager on remote Norwegian island" **** me, I know Anders Behring Breivik said he wasn't working alone but who would have expected that?! What's the difference between a Norwegian polar bear and Prince William? The polar bear didn't have to get married before eating a posh clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 What's got 4 legs and one arm? and a Top Hat? A very happy polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P." "Plate." "No." "Polar bear." "No." "POLAR BEAR!" "Are you a **** retarrrAAAAGGGHHHH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 BREAKING NEWS: repair man wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 London scenes described as an "abomination", Birmingham's as a "disgrace" and Liverpool's as a "Monday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_kie Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 LATEST TRANSFER NEWS.......... Nasri to City Sneidjer to United Ross Kemp to Tottenham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 So Kaiser Chiefs, what do you predict will happen tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 As my mouth slowly started to fill up with another man's cum I made a mental note to myself... Never go down on a girl from Essex again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 9, 2011 Moderator Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'll put it here too Did you hear about Spurs' new signings? The Italian Mario Grabatelli, the Egyptian youngster Moustapha Hudi and the Japanese midfielder Gotta Kickawindo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 London scenes described as an "abomination", Birmingham's as a "disgrace" and Liverpool's as a "Monday". haha very true indeed. Thank god I've moved to Surrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Harry Redknapp is confident that Tottenham will start the new season on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_kie Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Seems like the Riots are getting under control now, Gazza has been spotted in East Croydon Station with a fishing rod, 4 cans of stella and a cooked chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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