Jon Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 A libbrary walks into a man and dyslexia for a book on asks. That's really, really poor! indeed. as that ain't dyslexia, it's just rearraging the order of the words. surely the words would need to be misspelt too, for it to work properly? (misspelling of libbrary not withstanding) :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 Well I thought about that. But to be honest it just made me laugh. I did realise that it wasn't strictly dyslexia but thought it was funny anyway. libbrary was definitely intentional. I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blunther Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk. Anyone got a crapper joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 Why did the boy throw his homework in the toilet? Because it was shit. That's a crap joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk. Anyone got a crapper joke? What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Anyone got a crapper joke? who's the coolest guy at a hospital? the ultra-sound man who's the coolest when he on holiday? the hip replacement man 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 "Hey, I got invited to a Duck Do" "whats a Duck Do?" "Quack...." Pretty crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2010 OK that's it Stevo, you're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What's the eggs for?" Asks the husband. She replied "every time we had crap sex i would put an egg in the box. "Not bad" says the husband, "3 eggs in 35 years. And the cash?" he asks. "Every time i got a dozen i sold them for £2 "! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 "Hey, I got invited to a Duck Do" "whats a Duck Do?" "Quack...." I tried to tell my girlfriend this joke a while back. No matter what I said, I couldn't get her to ask 'What's a duck do?' It was a very stressful experience for the both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 "Hey, I got invited to a Duck Do" "whats a Duck Do?" "Quack...." I tried to tell my girlfriend this joke a while back. No matter what I said, I couldn't get her to ask 'What's a duck do?' It was a very stressful experience for the both of us. Next time, if she doesn't. Just punch her in the face. It'll remind her to next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 Similar to the "Smell's like updoc" joke "It smells like updoc in here" "What's updoc?" "Dunno, what's up with you?" hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 It's easy if you just use the matterbooboo. What's the matterbooboo? Nothing Yogi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOF Posted June 9, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2010 Similar to the "Smell's like updoc" joke "It smells like updoc in here" "What's updoc?" "Dunno, what's up with you?" hilarious Got a good laugh outta that. Just my type of stupid office humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 Does that mean I'm re-hired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2010 Yes, matterbooboo was priceless too. Any more of those stupid works-on-colleagues type ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2010 You could just make them up I guess. Like... "I need the time 8" "What's the time 8" "About 10 past 3" wahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I was speaking to a friend earlier. He was complaining about the time I put superglue on his cricket ball back in 2001. I said: "You just can't let it go, can you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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