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Were either Pires or Joe Cole loaned to us or just signed in a free transfer?

How he hosted the drawing ceremony for the World Cup too!?

God Bran it Xela!

Agreed. I knew someone who worked in Malmaison when he lived in a suite there during that spell. Apparently he’d phone up and ridiculous times with obscene requests, one I remember was demanding some really obscure cereal (sigh, I can already hear the puns I’ll get in response to this ) How he ended up being a regular pundit is beyond me. All the charisma of a flip flop.

I remember years ago, I think during the Lambert era, I had a season ticket in the lower north and was walking passed the away ticket office. One of their fans was pissing up the side of the stadium. Now, had it been elsewhere I wouldn’t have said anything, but up Villa Park, I’m not having it. Two coppers are walking passed looking straight on and don’t see him, so I give them a nudge and say “going to allow that, lads?” The coppers then walk over to him and queue me being chased by about twenty of their fans with the horrible screeching “ehhhh, come back here ya f**ging grass” “I’m going to knife yeeer ya grass” I was absolutely killing myself laughing at them. Anyway; don’t like Everton. Hope they go and don’t come back

Jesus wept

Playing Wolves today, wonder if he’ll get another Muay Thai kick to the stomach for good measure. Oh whoopsie doodle, I bumped the thread

Happily will retract these comments and admit he’s been brilliant since Emery came in. Genuinely really pleased for him and long may it continue. Love you Ty!

Gives them something to hold onto. They’re enjoying their “we’ve won a cup this millennium” from what I’ve seen on the socials. As if they’ve never heard of the 2009 Peace Cup, the philistines.

Can the mods show the top posters in this thread actually? Would make for funny reading

We’ve got nothing to prove he did f*** a hamster, but at the same time, there’s nothing proving he DIDN’T f*** a hamster!? Sorry for bumping Rob after promising I wouldn’t

Chicken and Waffles, anyone?

Any absurd comments from Neville then? I was watching an American channel so bad the dulcet tones of Andy Townsend

Watched it in a New York bar full of the horrible jizz garglers! One tried telling me to go in the other bar when we scored the first and it took every fibre of my being (and my missus scornful look) to stop myself telling him to **** off. Get in Villa!

Andorra is probably better, perfect wedge between the two.

Nice, isn’t it? Seems like an age ago since Dr Tony and his

Double Space all we’re getting this week then!

Cheers mate in a huff I said to the Missus I wasn’t bothered about watching it and we can do whatever she wants but I’ll probably change my mind Friday morning. Hopefully I don’t regret it!

Double jeopardy rule not in effect here or does that only apply to goalkeepers?

I’d keep him ya’no

I’m enjoying the flirting between Dion and the female commentator I must say

No sorry I’m literally going to Ground Zero as it’s now a morbid tourist attraction before the pub!

At La Reve in Lichfield last night

20 profile points to someone who finds some nice artwork of the modern River Cole