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The Moustache of Teale

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  1. You make a fair point, and yet, just a few months ago when we played Newcastle at Villa Park the opposite was true - we bullied them and were first to pretty much everything that day. It’s baffling how things change from game to game.
  2. He’s in incredible shape and for someone his age hasn’t played a huge amount of games in his career. I’m holding out hope that he comes back from this. But the last few days couldn’t have been more shit, with the injuries to him and Buendia
  3. It’s one game. Same could be said of a few players today. Some perspective is needed
  4. I’m surprised that some posters don’t rate Emi and don’t think he’d be a regular starter for us this season. Even when he’s not totally on his game he’s an all action, in-your-face terrier of a player, who must be a horrible little shit of a player to play against. His effort and work rate are immense. He brings so much to the team and in my opinion will be a massive loss. We’re better placed now than we have been for years to manage with the loss of such a key player, but it’s still a huge blow and for me too, it has put a dampener on my pre-season optimism.
  5. FFS. I’m sure there’s a curse on this club. That’s a devastating blow.
  6. My strong suspicion here is that he’d drawn a childish picture of a cock and two balls, with some lines for pubes and some jizz spurting out of the end. Hence Darren Bent’s shocked reaction. That’s what I’d have put on the paper anyway.
  7. This link caused all sorts of porn pop-ups on my phone. I’ve not seen a minute of the game and my right arm is killing me.
  8. Some highly skilful veterinary surgery to put that lion back together
  9. I quite like it. Although the pattern does look like a pride of lions that’s been put in a blender
  10. The Burnley one looks like someone had to retrieve it from the outside lane of the M6.
  11. Shocking and sad news. Always looked in good shape for his age. By all accounts a decent bloke. RIP
  12. Isn’t he a mime artist? How do you quote a mime artist?
  13. Really no need to pay for expensive hair transplants. Just invest in one of these:
  14. Yes. The Apollo Palm Hotel, room 417 if you care to join me.
  15. They both scored in that game - both quality goals too.
  16. That’s dreadful. Looks like some sort of huge bib or apron on top of a patterned kit.
  17. How do you find polygamy is working for you?
  18. I don’t remember this. Is this one of U2’s lesser known hits?
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