The Moustache of Teale

That’s dreadful. Looks like some sort of huge bib or apron on top of a patterned kit.

How do you find polygamy is working for you?

I don’t remember this. Is this one of U2’s lesser known hits?

This news was broken to Monchi hours ago and he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.

@rjw63 is often heard to be saying “up the wrong ‘un”.

Mmm. I quite fancy a mint Aero.

So his wife just got married T’Pau?

He’ll put his Heart and Soul into everything, that’s for sure

This sounds like a wind-up.

Esto es Miguel Lub?

Good to see there are other aficionados of retro white dog shit. Along with power cuts and my dad always being on strike when he worked for British Leyland, it’s one of my overriding memories of my 70s childhood.

I don’t particularly mind it. Not overly fussed on the shoulders but it doesn’t outrage me. Won’t be rushing to buy one but I only occasionally buy once they’re being sold at knock-down prices at the end of the season anyway. Looks ok in the player pictures.

Agreed - people might have braved all-weathers only to find a kit they don’t want

I think we’ll need to tread carefully when considering our next sponsor

Are they having a few issues with their internet connection?

I’ve never had an issue with mine being too big. Are you sure you’re doing it properly?

I was born in Birmingham and have lived in the south or west of the city most of my life. My parents are from Ladywood and Great Barr and I have relatives and friends in north Birmingham. My view on how local team support is spread is this: North: Kingstanding, Streetly, Perry Barr, Great Barr etc - heavily Villa North East: Castle Vale, Erdington, Sutton etc - heavily Villa East: Chelmsley Wood, Castle Brom, Stechford, Sheldon, Yardley etc - heavily Blues over this side South East: Acocks Green, Solihull - again, a lot of Blues South: Moseley, Kings Heath, Kings Norton etc - quite a mixed bag but I’d say Villa fans outnumber Blues South West: Selly Oak, Northfield, Longbridge etc - again a mixed bag but these days more Villa than Blues West: Harborne, Quinton, Bearwood etc - more Villa than anything else but some Blues and also Albion due to proximity to the Black Country North West: Winson Green, Handsworth, Handsworth Wood etc - majority Villa but also a fair few Albion Not even going to give my view on spread of support for Liverpool, Man U etc as the glory-hunting words removed can’t be taken seriously.

Viewing this on my phone and after a few drinks it looks somewhat like a bunch of unkempt straggly pubes.

Apart from Brian Little. He does.

Summonsing his transport to take him to Birmingham as we speak

It’s a war of attrition between us and Sevilla. Gorilla warfare.

God only knows where he gets his information from.

So this Nick O’Williams fella - is he Irish or Welsh?

A cat walking over your keyboard